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Posts by Beetle

"I sure am!"

He enthusiastically hugs him.

Normally, he would show more restraint.

But this is Superman. You only get so many hugs from Superman in your lifetime.

15 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He repeats himself as instructed.

He's slow and careful. Every word is clear.

"...With only what I can infer from the distance I had, the most likely explanation for the gems is that they participate in storing and sharing energy."

Done.

16 hours ago 0 0 0 0

"Of course. I'll repeat everything in the same order, finishing with my hypothesis on the gems. This time, I'll begin each section with a short description."

For the first time in this game, Ted is nervous.

But Bug is not.

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16 hours ago 1 0 1 0

"Oh. The performance matters?"

Ted is embarrassed, but he tries not to show it.

But does that stop him from turning red?

No, he's clearly blushing.

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16 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"You sure? Because that was perfect! Two wows and a wowee!

You might still feel stressed for a bit, so I wanted you to have things that would help you feel comfortable again."

He glances at the items.

"The cart is part of the gift too. It moves! Pushed it here for show."

18 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He's still holding their hands by the end of it.

"...And that's all I know!"

19 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He talks through the differences each time. Sometimes, he uses a different image to describe the texture change.

Bat wing. Gems. Sharp, but not like a knife. Like a stone.

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19 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He's not able to use footage. He doesn't have any. Instead, he describes parts of what it looks like and how it behaved using similar images.

Bat wings and slime and bird claws and shark teeth. Movement like a snail, but with speed closer to a cat.

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19 hours ago 0 0 1 0
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Bug nods.

He's happy to have his hands held by them, so his antennae start emitting a quiet low "buzz". Somewhat like the sound of purring.

"I'll represent all of it in images."

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19 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"Of course I should have!"

He takes one of the gear trinkets and hands it to him.

"You're my friend!"

20 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Finally, he lifts up a blanket.

"And this is the coziest blanket I could find!

How did I do?"

22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He lifts up a "CD player".

"This plays CDs, but it also plays DVDs and music files and movie files. There's a hologram button, you'll find it."

He quickly lifts and puts down some headphones.

"And headphones! Both KORD tech."

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He starts picking things up.

"There's a "be right back!" mug. A pen that works really well, like incredibly well, and the ink won't dry out if you forget to click it. Some cool paper. A scrapbook."

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"Delivery for @the-man-of-steel.bsky.social!"

He's pushing a cart. A heavily-decorated hutch bookshelf is sitting on it. It's covered in fabric patches and charms and trinkets. There's text reading: 'Surprise!'

"It's your "welcome back, we missed you" gift!"

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

A skull appears above him.

"Very scary. I would have been soup if I was out there for a minute longer. And that's not hyperbole, they literally soup their victims."

22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"I've used one of the relationship texts myself! It's why my antennae work the way they do - I find complex visual indicators to be very helpful to others for reading emotions and intentions and the like."

He claps.

"I also have good news. I remember what hurt me!"

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"Elsewhere and everywhere, I collect them. You never know what you don't know until you know! Something like that. My planet isn't known for their sayings."

He's smiling brightly. He's done well! He knows their expressions, he can tell they're happier.

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0
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A loading bar appears above his head, between his antennae. When it's complete, he continues.

"This could be confusing. It's a gift for helping me. You value knowledge, so I've brought you knowledge!"

22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He picks up something else. A hologram projector. He clicks a button, and it quietly plays a video.

"I don't know how you prefer to learn, so I've included different formats!"

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"Knowledge. They concern different subjects. Two are about relationships and the different types of value they have."

He lifts one that looks like a book. Hardcover, heavy. The only abnormal detail is the cover, which has an artistic "shell" protecting it.

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22 hours ago 0 0 1 0

"Wait! I think it worked on me!"

He quickly checks himself before...

...lifting the hand with his ring on it.

"We're engaged!"

2 days ago 0 0 0 1

"That's easy, me."

He picks up four of the limes and juggles them.

"Heard you like puzzle games. How about you solve. Find out. I like you."

He puts them back down in the pile.

"Your turn!"

2 days ago 0 0 0 1

"I can't take those now.

I'm holding your citrus with my big strong arms."

He holds the limes out.

"Here - we just need a romance turn order. Put them beside me. I'll put these beside you. This can still work!"

2 days ago 0 0 0 1

"No, please! Let me pick up your limes!"

He starts picking up the limes.

"It's the least I could do!"

2 days ago 0 0 0 1

Trips in front of Esme after he's on the ground.

Spills mechanical beetles everywhere.

"Ough, my insects!!!"

2 days ago 0 0 0 1

And I make things!

What do you want for your welcome back gift?

3 days ago 0 0 1 0

If you change your mind, I'll be ready!

We all missed you.

3 days ago 0 0 1 0
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Do you want me to make a scene for you?

3 days ago 0 0 1 0

Oh, I can fix that.

Booster and I have this down to a science.

Be dramatic and loud. Emphasize that you've been gone. And don't be afraid to complain a little - this is your moment!

Others will copy you!

Right now, they're copying how casual you are.

Want me to help?

3 days ago 0 0 1 0

Marvelously!

You'll never guess what I've been doing. Because I'm telling you, I've been making things.

How about you, pal?

3 days ago 0 0 1 0