You’re the best, thank you doll!! 🥹

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Bestie!! Where to cop?? 😗✌🏻

Incredible scenes at TAFE. Diesel is $2+ a litre, and the lads will all still go to their cars at lunch break, sit in them, turn them on and crank the A/C and let them idle for 30 minutes. I…

I lub himb 🥹

The heater has made a powerful enemy by deciding not to work this morning.

Weekend away in the High Country with my parents, their dog, my brother who lives abroad and is visiting, his partner, me and Jake. I’ve had a tension headache just thinking about what could possibly go wrong, weehee! 😀🤪

Taking annual leave is almost not fucking worth it, because you need to somehow condense five days worth of work into four 😩

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found. Viñeta de Tintin El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?". Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles". A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.

I hate it here.

The more I block accounts flogging pet related products, care or services on Instagram, the more they double down and keep showing me in ads 😭😩 I don’t have a pet dog!! Or a pet cat!! I don’t care about your orthopaedic dog beds!! Leave me alone!!

Like, after over a year of employment in the kitchen biz, and a pre-apprenticeship under your belt, you’d think you’d be able to differentiate between the front and back of a drawer panel 😀😀😀

Colleague who has been employed with us since March of last year, who only works on job sites and is also an apprentice, who constantly asks clarifying questions about things he really should know by now, somehow managed to drill 12 fucking holes through the front of a drawer panel, not the back 😀

“hiiiiiyeeeeeeee, can I please order a tayke awæy flæt whoite ploise?”

I retell that story every time American diners are brought up 😂 After spending 9 weeks in Europe trying to translate English to a non-English language, I was shooketh to my core at the struggle from day one.

“There is five (5) Bin Chickens in the queue ahead of you for…bin” *cunty Cisco hold music plays seductively*

Photo of a cardboard model being constructed. The model of an engine shed. Constructed out of printed cardboard, the print is of red bricks. The model is being held together with two bright blue plastic clamps as the glue dries.

The same model, but now it’s a complete shell, with no roof as yet. You can see the exposed roof trusses.

The same model again, however this time a small square steam tram can be seen poking out of the doorway.

Back on my modelling nonsense after a two (?) year hiatus. Feels good man 🚂😌

If there’s one thing about doctors clinic receptionists, it’s that no matter their age, they really just don’t give a FUCK!!

A screenshot of a text message thread between the account holder and his boss. Messages read as follows: Boss: Painted orders ready after lunch today. Elisa’s 3 doors ready for Monday next week. James: Oh, I’m already here. They’re just unloading a truck of work, said they’d be with me in a bit 🤷🏻‍♂️

Boss (yesterday): On Thursday, can you deliver a panel and pick up four jobs from the spray shop. (No time specified).
Boss (now, when I’m already at the spay shop):

(Absolutely LOVE to have my time wasted due to lack of information!! J’adore!!)

Oh I feel the top left one BAD. However I feel like I’ll be the one throwing the brick 😗👹

My audition (assessment appointment) for the role of ‘patient seeking mental health care’ was successful 😭✊🏻

A moment of silence for the fallen 😔✊🏻

YES

I’ve worked for this business for 7 years and always own up when I fuck up. If it was me, I’d have fucking told youse!!

Lord, if I could not be blamed for shit that was not my doing at work for ONE fucking day, that would be amazing.

Special thanks to @didge.bsky.social for being on the receiving end of my livestream of consciousness via Instagram DM’s whilst I was re-reading and watching the TV series for the first time. Sorry and thank you 🤪🫡

I’m not okay (finished the last episode of His Dark Materials on HBO only a week after finishing re-reading the books).

My new enemy at work is the factory’s panel saw. I hate that spiteful bitch with a passion.

Wild to have started listening to a new podcast today, and then the same podcast host liked one of the work Instagram accounts latest posts. Some uncanny valley shit.

My job is really not difficult, but every fucking c*nt of a client I have to deal with at work makes it more difficult than it needs to be.