Greetings, Great Mistakes, Illinois!

Bro, that’s a hard working migrant trying to make a better life. Ease off.

you know shits bad when you get marketing emails from companies you haven't interacted with in 5-10 years

This government shutdown is getting out of hand... how am I supposed to get my ham radio license without the FCC???

Wild how Adobe had all the manpower to make InDesign good then let it rot for ~20 years.

"Would you like some ✨✨✨ with that??"

When that em dash in the monospace font hits

with enough time and practice in current year and month of OCTOBER, you can draw Batman better than this!

The Beatles can suck lead. Like, it's not good music. It tells A MOTHERFUCKING STORY, but, it is not good music.

I'd actually be worried about some of y'alls dildo collections.

Perry Bible Fellowship is one of the 🐐s

touché. we're far along with the 2nd gilded aged that I'm going to build a SaaS company that rounds up graphic designers and races them.

Recently, some of you have expressed offense at being called 'bro,' and I acknowledge that.

From now on, I will address you all as 'sluts' or 'skanks,' as appropriate.

"We have latina booty at home"

Potato expert here, they only do this when they're in distress

My monochromatic #3d works.

#3dart #3dartist

Apologies. I've just been calling everyone bro as it seems to be hip. Salutations aside, I think its reasonable for somebody to afford a sack of the cheapest of raw ingredients as opposed to 'extending meat'. Would be really sad if you needed bean extenders.

LOL. bro has never been poor. it's literally what you do.

Good resolve. What's lacking in recent years has been effective organization.

25# sack of beans is like 25-30 bucks. Between tofu and TVP, we gold.

bro is going hard on the nutrition...

Checked my spam folder. Whoever signed me up for feetfinder dot com, not cool. Also learned they're doing AI feet now and I'm kinda thinking hell is cooler at this point.

You can tell a lot about a person based on their favorite Power Ranger.

bro, this really sucks for all the... government workers using public platforms hahahahahhahha. can't even finish.

I really can't get behind them with all the ethics stuff, so this will be fun to watch. India could 'Do India' too. at this point, you can just steal IP.

I don't care how you package that up, we can put the entirety of Microsoft on a boat and sink it.

horray 4 teh blobulation filter you can just do in the appearance panel.

Bro dripped nugget sauce on his work machine

You guys have markings on the glass like you ain’t gonna get 7 of them bad boys.

this is the most controversial take you've done. like, I'm not even hard.

drawing of an emoji with bulging, rendered eyes looking in different angles, brows furrowed in disbelief, mouth slightly agape

i made a new emoji to capture a feeling