Although it's 2026 and you still work for Meta so, this is kinda what you deserve

Ok two things very wrong here and Meta employees should just quit. Or type "fuck you fuck you fuck you" over and over

Shocking only because I thought he already was a Republican for at least the last 20 years.

A widespread illness has never crippled a military before so great call, Petey

Yes, it's 4/20 but the sloths act like that every day

What's the worst thing that can happen in this situation? What's the best thing that could happen? What is the most likely thing that will happen?

When you're in an anxiety spiral.

TW: Reading the news after being unplugged all weekend.

A man killed 8 children.

A man abused his 11 month old daughter in the worst way.

A boy exposed himself to two girls and the male principal proceeded to tell the girls to keep quiet about it.

It really feels soul crushing at this point.

"Girls when their dress has pockets" A meme showing several vultures standing with their wings slightly out. They look like women with their hands in dress pockets.

My niece is an accomplished seamstress, and no matter how complex or amazing her clothes are, whenever other women see her work they immediately say, "Oh, it's got pockets!"

It's a goddamn conspiracy.

I wish this was true and that they're all actually worried. I hope they don't get a wink of sleep. I hope they die fearing me and my friends.

Sure it's for ridiculous reasons, but them terrified is an excellent outcome.

I need to get therapy for this behavior I do it so much

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.

Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.

And here we are.

Getting a little pearl clutchy folks, it is so easy to make that typo. Pretty easy to spot it and fix too but it's not "shocking" unless you're a 120 year old in the deep south.

Lean into it, Cuyahoga County Dems! @libraryyeti.bsky.social and I think you should sell "Cunty Women's Caucus" merch. I'd buy a shirt.

Love the one of all of you! Robin looks the same size as Margles!

lol

Witnessing this up close has made my entire life worth it

Actual monkeys fighting over an actual banana. Like cartoon monkeys but IRL

I have an international flight on Wednesday 😩 pray for me

An ICE agent behind a TSA officer today

my cat watching me answer emails

Imagine the pep talk these guys got.

YOU GUYS GET IN THERE! AND GET IN THE WAY OF THE PEOPLE TRYING TO DO THE REAL SECURITY!

Omg can’t believe another one of those Duggar boys is a predator.

Oh this is fun too

This is cathartic. Turns out I just needed Afroman to take on the cops and make them cry in court to feel a bit better. Hero.

Is there a running list of fake things Republicans have said you need ID for?

Sen. Dave McCormick: "You have to have ID to have a child"

hot new way for men to get out of paying child support just dropped

"that is not my child your honor. as you can see, my drivers license expired in 2025"

Cleveland has just gone from 70 degrees with 85mph winds to 21 and snowing in like 12 hours and now things are exploding.

I'm sure everything is fine though

Of course the apocalypse starts in Cleveland.

And I really would rather be at the epicenter of the apocalypse, so I don't have to pretend to try to stay alive, so can that extinction event move about 45 miles south?

Thanks.

I was told, by some very authoritative editorial writers, Trump was going to get us out of endless wars and focus on America, not dig up pointless conflicts from the 1960s to re-fight them

Can't believe he lied

A screenshot of the cleveland clinic's webpage on Spondylolisthesis. Under the "What are the risk factors?" heading is a bullet pointed list that has "people older than 50" then a bold, linked, and underlined "Females" Females are the risk factor. And don't you forget it.

I feel like this is a bit aggressive, Cleveland Clinic.

But yes FEMALES are a risk factor and you best act accordingly.