This show is tomorrow!! Feb 12th at UCB. Come share your best goss with my best friends for a good cause!

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Experience your favorite Dropout shows LIVE at SF Sketchfest!

💬 Um, Actually: 1/16/26 at 9:30 PM
🎤 Crowd Control: 1/17/26 at 4 PM
🍸 Dirty Laundry: 1/17/26 at 7 PM

🎟️ The Dropout Superfan pre-sale starts Thur 11/13/25 at 9AM PT / 12PM ET

🎟️ General tickets go live on 11/16/25 at 10AM PT/ 1PM ET

Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.

I’m only five more years of watching the World Series away from learning all those abbreviations mean

There are rich women trying to pay nannies minimum wage but expecting them to also do housework and cooking as if those aren’t two extra jobs that should be paid accordingly.

While living in $2M houses and saying “no kings.” Bitch you are a tyrant. Pay your domestic workers a robust livable wage.

Feed me your hottest goss TOMORROW at UCB, 7pm!

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🚨 A new episode of Dirty Laundry is out now on Dropout!

Featuring host @lilydu.bsky.social, bartender Grant O’Brien, and @try-guys.bsky.social: @korndiddy.bsky.social, Keith Habersberger, Kwesi James, and Ash Perez!

Lily Du and Grant O'Brien from Dropout spill as much tea as they could about the fifth season of Dirty Laundry before dwe drink it in. #Dropout #DirtyLaundry Lily Du and Grant O'Brien from Dropout spill as much tea as they could about the fifth season of Dirty Laundry before dwe drink it in

Lily Du and Grant O'Brien from Dropout spill as much tea as they could about the fifth season of Dirty Laundry before dwe drink it in. #Dropout #DirtyLaundry

🍾 TONIGHT! A new episode of Dirty Laundry launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.

Join host @lilydu.bsky.social‬ & bartender Grant O'Brien as they uncover the juicy secrets from Team Starkid icons:
🥂 @jonmatteson.bsky.social‬
🍸 Lauren Lopez
🍹 @jwtolb.bsky.social‬
🥃 @mariahrosefaith.bsky.social‬

Pass The Phone (Team StarKid Edition) 🤫

Andrew Cuomo you disgusting hog man i hope you never have a moment of peace in hell

Don’t forget to share this vid with your boss and your parents!!

Can Jordan correctly identify three of their friends' breast milk?

Let's find out... 🤔🍼

Day in the life of host *and* icon @lilydu.bsky.social‬ shooting the newest season of Dirty Laundry 💋🤫

Including a sneak peek of the season five premiere at the end... 👀

@lilydu.bsky.social ’s #fiftybyfifty presentation on Smartypants is a revelation. A disruption.

Let's shake things up... 🍸

#DirtyLaundry

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This THURSDAY. All new GOSSIP NIGHT show ft. Izzy Roland, @julietprather.bsky.social, @djmausner.bsky.social, Andrew Stanton.

As always, your hosts: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rachel Pegram, Rekha Shankar and myself.

GET TIX HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

[Mature Content] From the Screenwriting community on Reddit: HBO's HARRY POTTER Pilot - My Version - 39 Pages Posted by Electrical-Drawer792 - 216 votes and 83 comments

A Reddit user i don’t know wrote the funniest script ive read this year:
www.reddit.com/r/Screenwrit...

Hot improv from hot ppl: @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social @katiemarovitch.bsky.social. Last show sold out! Ticket link: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

A bottle of water per email: the hidden environmental costs of using AI chatbots AI needs a lot of electricity and water to stay cool in data centers. We break down the toll prompt-by-prompt to show the scale of AI’s environmental needs.

im gonna scream if I see one more well-intentioned person be like AI is bad but I only use it for cover letters/travel itineraries/dumb innocuous thing. It uses SO much WATER!!!! It is bad for the EARTH. Just write that shit yourself you will be FINE. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

I gave it to the dropout offices in exchange for the prize amount! Anyone who visits can play it but i don’t have pics of it.

ppl need to read less TAROT and read more LITERATURE!!!

Wait this one looks good tho

I’m starving and I need gossip to survive. This Thursday at UCBLA! With @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, Rekha Shankar and Rachel Pegram.

Featuring @moujanz.bsky.social, @kendahllandreth.bsky.social, Rudy Behrens and Corin Wells.

GET TICKETS HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/gossip-...

Vidhya's Guide to the Afterlife: a film by Rekha Shankar! After Vidhya's grandmother dies, every Hindu is raptured. But that's not a thing! ...Is it? Directed by Sandeep Parikh (DesiQuest)!

Any @dropout.tv / Rekha fans, she’s launching a Kickstarter today to fund her movie with a few other folks like @lilydu.bsky.social and @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social - check it out!

I'm so sorry! We would have live-streamed but we wanted audience members to feel safe sharing gossip. Maybe some other show!

DAVID!!!!

Have you ever put boloney on someone's car? @krystinaarielle.bsky.social

DJ!!! @djmausner.bsky.social