i had a dream last night that namjoon was my boyfriend and his post is making me feeeeel things

i think he knows what effect he has on people and he’s a menace cause he loves the attention

I LOVE THIS HARDCORE

his gaze is liquefying my insides

here’s the tweet btw

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i mean, we all wanna be namjoon’s clay

i love that he’s so comfortable with his bros that he can be a weird little freak and we all find it soooo endearing

acting like these men don’t fuck, or don’t like fucking, is absurd and infantile.

even ugly folks like fucking

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this is one of my favs!!
ugh he’s so hot in this one

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listen i am almost certain that namjoon reads the comments.

and fic
he reads our fic 👀

of course he does
where else would he store that swagger

be sure to thank lazy past you for the freebies!!

the noise i made when he came on stage with that long blonde hair woke my dog up and made her bark because it was me.

i was barking.

when i try to explain to people how wonderfully weird they are and how that makes them more lovable, i don’t think people get it

HELP!!
I AM IN PERIL!!!!
<swoon>

i think my life could use more Goodboy Jungkook

not yet, but i am going to see a different doc. i’m sick of this shit!

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oooo that’s a fiiiiine loaf!

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hiiiiii

i almost died last week cause the ER decided to ignore my symptoms.

but i’m here to say only bts can interview with rolling stone and have zero problems with one of the members having tissue shoved up his nose.

god i love them

i was trying to explain to my non army friend how toxic and shitty bts solos are. i refuse to call them army.

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i realized why i was so shitty at BCD Film Out.
i prefer dance practices to official MV.

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holy shit BTS is everywhere
at this point if you’re don’t know the tannies, you really have to be unplugged.

SIR
I BEG

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okay because i’m an army ho i found this while looking for saint namjoon so here it is.

don’t ask what he wants cause i’ve been trying to figure that shit out for 8 years

also that smile/growl/purr at the end????? the fuck

please.
someone save us from this demented old racist orange shitgibbon?
i am so stressed it sent me to the hospital last week

help us saint namjoon

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the sneaker floor squeaks in the 2.0 dance video are giving me life. god i missed that

i will be scream snot cry singing when they play this song

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just one time i accidentally sang “GIMME THAT VASELINE!!” and now when i hear FYA all i can think about is Jimin fiending for a prostrate punching

okay tummy-feel-better meds are working, and the prednisone is working. my pulse is coming down, my stomach feels better, and it’s easier for me to breathe.

i think i’m gonna be okay! 😊

i don’t have any of the “seek emergency help immediately” symptoms but uuuuuggggghhhh i feel awful