Posts by Satanic Bay Area
And now, your Sunday Sermon.
Thomas is probably a bot given the number of comments he attempted to leave, but we can only imagine how frustrated a real person would be if they realized everything they said was blocked automatically.
This is it! We're voting on our 2026 Patron Sinners. And by we, we mean you; and by our, we mean yours.
Cast your vote (and your lot) here:
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A few people were upset that yesterday's Baphirmation expressed support for trans kids.
What it's really, really important for those people to know is that--honestly, truly, sincerely--their voice is not being heard, their contributions are not valued, and they should eat shit.
On our brand new episode of Black Mass Appeal:
What the Hell is going on? (w/AntiBot and Genetically Modified Skeptic.)
blackmassappeal.com/2026/04/14/b...
SUNDAY, April 26:
Some of that old black magic.
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And now, your Sunday Sermon.
1 Samael is of course another story.
SUNDAY, April 26:
Definitely the best Sunday service in town.
RSVP: SatanicBayArea@gmail.com
This is it: You can nominate your favorite ne'er-do-wells or seven some-do-wells as a Patron Sinner to be honored at our upcoming Walpurgisnacht Ritual.
Nominating yourself doesn't count, btw--but good hustle.
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APRIL 26:
Make every hour a witching hour.
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