Tony. Under no circumstance let your awful daughter get hold of any penny of that 42 grand or whatever it was. Please and thank you. #TheArchers

This is Cursed Dee we’re talking about. I sense all will not go well. #TheArchers

Hopefully Dane will be in The Bull with a total stunna by the end of the week and Helen will be playing the victim again. #TheArchers

This morning I’ve seen Olly Robbins’s appearance before the select committee described as ‘box office’, while a commentator flagged up another key political moment with the words ‘bring the popcorn’.

That’s one of our main problems right there.

I got very lucky with a few ‘somewhere on this long coastline’ jabs. Maybe I should do the lottery today.

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Telegraph newspaper editorial on Mandelson's appointment in December 2024 versus editorial today

You can lead the Daily Telegraph to an NHS story, but you can't make them report it accurately.

On a point of information:

If someone came to change his will to benefit Person A, and Person A had brought him in and was intending to sit there and observe it happening (as Lurch was expecting to do) would a solicitor tell Person A to do one and potentially reschedule the whole thing?
#TheArchers

I saw this before listening to #TheArchers. What a tease….

….I see what you mean. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

‘Foiled again!’

More than 600 migrants cross English Channel in single day On Saturday, 602 people arrived on nine boats, marking the second busiest day so far this year.

Yesterday, the BBC covered 600 people crossing the channel in small boats on Saturday, noting it was the 2nd highest in a day so far this year. What they'd didn't add was that even including the 600 people, crossings are down 35% compared with the same time last year.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

NEW: Nigel Farage says X is now becoming “a very unpleasant place” due to a rise racist accounts and content Reform leader says that many of his ethnic minority candidates are experiencing huge levels of abuse

BRB, just telling my stockbroker to go big on Hot-Dog man memes

It’s taken years for Rex to do anything not entirely dull, and when he does it turns out he’s an arse. 🤦‍♂️ #TheArchers

Who exactly does Debbie work for? Are they part of the corrupt politico-industrial complex in Hungary? As that is demolished, she might have to become a returning ex-pat. She could run Home Farm and put us all out of Adam’s misery. 👍 #TheArchers

Is Ruairaidh still working at the piggery? Have they not noticed that he’s ‘reserved’, self-flagellating, and howling at the moon? #TheArchers

The Pope is 2 weeks away from a nuclear weapon. ☠️😂

Meanwhile, in the UK.

Oh blimey. It’s that Lottie isn’t it. She’ll be talking again. #TheArchers

Yes, shove off Rex. You’re dull and would blight the evening. #TheArchers

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Not sure who needs to see this but...

"Hello, yes, I'm a doctor. Normal doctor. Try not to notice that winged angel warlock thing up there. This is a regular sight in hospitals. Perhaps he's the registrar? I'm sure that's a hospital word. Also, the birds. They're just vultures. But you'll be fine. Now, eat this light bulb."

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

It’s £250 for a happy ending. #TheArchers

Brian: “I don’t have dementia.”

Lillian: “Well, what is it then?”

Brian: “I forget.”

#TheArchers

Gosh. They’ve set up an extra gig for that #TheArchers Live thing in Bath with the other line-up. Whodathoughtit? I draw the line at going twice.

As per Carol Tregorran. And with Brian going peculiar, how many more bad tempered old gits do they think we need?

Maybe lock them all in a room, let them squabble together, and we can listen to happier vibes. Chelsea and Jazzer on a road trip would suit. #TheArchers

I’m surprised it was only 2017 - I’d have had it far longer ago.

I thought the thing was that this crotchety old cat was too old to be moved to Spain so was going to see out its days with crotchety old Peggy. #TheArchers

She was old when rehoused with Peggy about 20 years ago from her camp hairdresser who went to live in Spain.

Plus, as context, she’s named after a TV character who left our screens in 1987.

So +/- 35 probably isn’t far off.
#TheArchers

Your regular reminder that Hilda is about 35, maybe 36 by now. If she’s past making more than one appearance every three years I think that’s understandable. #TheArchers

Exactly. I don’t expect to be told where everyone is at any time but if, as in this case, someone decides to install a bird in the front room, I’d expect them to give a thought or mention to the other people affected. #TheArchers