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An orange cat wearing wraparound sunglasses.

An orange cat wearing wraparound sunglasses.

Hey ladies wyd?

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Animatronic cowardly lion next to a taxidermied lion wearing a crown. Toward the ceiling are preserved heads of some kind of antelopes.

Animatronic cowardly lion next to a taxidermied lion wearing a crown. Toward the ceiling are preserved heads of some kind of antelopes.

The tin man in front of a backdrop of the poppy fields in front of the emerald city.

The tin man in front of a backdrop of the poppy fields in front of the emerald city.

Animatronic Glinda has a beautiful costume but her face looks like she’s had far too much plastic surgery

Animatronic Glinda has a beautiful costume but her face looks like she’s had far too much plastic surgery

Glinda in front of a backdrop of bubbles and rainbows, with real bubbles in the air

Glinda in front of a backdrop of bubbles and rainbows, with real bubbles in the air

The rest of the crew

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A dead eyed animatronic Dorothy holds Toto in front of a large green backdrop of the emerald city with “the Wizard of Oz” in gold. The backdrop is made of large sequins that flutter in the fan breeze for a cool effect.

A dead eyed animatronic Dorothy holds Toto in front of a large green backdrop of the emerald city with “the Wizard of Oz” in gold. The backdrop is made of large sequins that flutter in the fan breeze for a cool effect.

Scary animatronic scarecrow. I will say the costumes are all accurate to the movie, the faces are just scary.

Scary animatronic scarecrow. I will say the costumes are all accurate to the movie, the faces are just scary.

Animatronic wicked witch with a tornado above her.

Animatronic wicked witch with a tornado above her.

Animatronic talking apple tree in front of a forest background. There are red round garden lights around him to look like apples.

Animatronic talking apple tree in front of a forest background. There are red round garden lights around him to look like apples.

They also have Wizard of Oz animatronics every so often, all of which have nightmare-inducing faces.

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That was surely healthier for us but a bit disappointing. Anyway, we made our way all the way through the entire labyrinth, which has a Wizard of Oz theme, wherein you follow the yellow brick road through the store.

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My cousin and I are spending a delightful day at the absolutely bonkers Country Junction General Store. It truly is enormous, and I enjoy a day at IKEA or King of Prussia Mall. We came for a Mac and cheese completion but only 6 entrants showed up, apparently over 20 just ghosted.

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A 2x2 square shelf is full of pet supplies. In front of it and to the side are pet bowls of food and water. And then you notice that in the upper left cubby is a calico cat loaf.

A 2x2 square shelf is full of pet supplies. In front of it and to the side are pet bowls of food and water. And then you notice that in the upper left cubby is a calico cat loaf.

Took me a minute.

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That was a bloodbath. #phillies

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Exclusive: Meta targets May 20 for first wave of layoffs; additional cuts later in 2026 Meta intends ​to conduct a first wave of sweeping layoffs planned for this year on May 20, with more ‌coming later, three sources familiar with the plans told Reuters.

Welp

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6 runs? Woof. So much for some relaxing Friday night baseball. #phillies

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Screenshot of a notification from Starbucks:
@starbucks inspire me!
Now discover drink ideas with ChatGPT.

Screenshot of a notification from Starbucks: @starbucks inspire me! Now discover drink ideas with ChatGPT.

I’m sitting here on a call about AI while using AI and now they want me to use AI to choose my coffee? Let me know when I can just stay in bed and have my AI avatar live my life for me.

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Every time I leave the house I am more and more glad I decided to get a dash cam. Today’s fun included two BMWs racing each other in and out of 3 lanes of highway traffic with no turn signals at 10:30 in the morning.

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I am less and less tolerant of heat every year and I’m getting tired of it. I went to the grocery store and just bringing in 3 bags of groceries and putting them away wiped me out. Now I’m sitting here feeling like I’ve been on my feet in the heat all day. I’m so exhausted.

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Photo of a case of Summit Cola Zero Sugar

Photo of a case of Summit Cola Zero Sugar

Aldi has a version of Coke Zero now! If this is good it will be a relief for my grocery budget.

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I told a friend yesterday I would consider going back to Mass to pray that Vance gets excommunicated.

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And so begins the season of trying to explain to Marshmallow that of course I love him but he’s 15+ lbs of furry furnace and I am sweaty.

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A pink eyed white rat sitting politely in a white fleece hammock with her little hands folded in front of her.

A pink eyed white rat sitting politely in a white fleece hammock with her little hands folded in front of her.

A pink eyed white rat sitting politely in a white fleece hammock

A pink eyed white rat sitting politely in a white fleece hammock

A pink eyed white rat sitting politely in a white fleece hammock with her little hands spread out, her tiny pink nose in the air, and her adorable tail curled behind her

A pink eyed white rat sitting politely in a white fleece hammock with her little hands spread out, her tiny pink nose in the air, and her adorable tail curled behind her

I can’t even get over how cute these baby rats are - they’re getting so big! If you’ve ever considered adopting rats, talk to me! They are fantastic pets and cute af. We’ve got a resource on our site if you’re wondering if rats are right for you!

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I had a migraine all weekend and last night I figured I’d do better taking a sick day today than stressing all night and hoping I’d feel better - which is not conducive to rest and healing. I felt shitty this morning but better now, and it was such a gorgeous day.

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Note to self: it was a beautiful evening for a walk to the park, and I’m sure Layla enjoyed the fascinating smells, but I forgot it’s trash night, and it was a bit of a stinky walk.

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I’m watching the new Netflix documentary about the FLDS and I am so incredibly grateful to have been raised to question authority and never submit to anyone, especially a man. Watching these little girls submit to these grown men, thinking their soul is at stake - it’s heartbreaking.

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The dog, who actually does have arthritis because she is old, doesn’t even prefer the memory foam bed I got her. Unless the vet says otherwise, I think her sleeping options are fine.

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My cats sleep upside down on the floor when there are fifty other sleeping options, including a nice mattress that is good enough for my human arthritis.

Somehow I think they are fine without a hundred dollar heated bed.

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If you want to make money, just appeal to pet parents.

I keep seeing these ads for ergonomic heated cats beds saying “your cat probably has arthritis and you’re abusing them by not buying this heated memory foam bed.”

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Photo of the wide mouth of a salad dressing bottle.

Photo of the wide mouth of a salad dressing bottle.

A photo of the salad dressing bottle in a hand.

A photo of the salad dressing bottle in a hand.

In 2026, why is it still legal to sell dressing bottles like this? When is this ever necessary?

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Me: why am I so tired? I don’t do anything for fun anymore.

Also me: has 44 pets

🐶🐱🐱🐱🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭🐭

Please foster, adopt, donate, and share!

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So I may wind up having a cage of angry rats, and that’s okay with me. They can live out their days just as spoiled as the rest of my pets, just without snuggles. It’s a far better life than where they came from! Eating organic berries and Trader Joe’s risotto.

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And some of them are absolutely hysterical when it comes to picking them up, they wiggle and shriek, so they may not be adoptable either. It takes two people to wrangle them because they’re just so jumpy and I’m not having another loose rat.

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Still not sure which rat is the aggressive one, none of them lunge at the gloves but I’m nervous to stick my hand in there without them. She yearns for flesh!

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A view through the cage bars of a pink-eyed white rat sitting in a hot pink basket, with other rats behind her.

A view through the cage bars of a pink-eyed white rat sitting in a hot pink basket, with other rats behind her.

A pink eyed white rat stands in the corner of a blue cage. Her tiny hands are so cute, she has one resting on a cage bar and one in a fist

A pink eyed white rat stands in the corner of a blue cage. Her tiny hands are so cute, she has one resting on a cage bar and one in a fist

A pink eyed white rat nibbles from a blue and white bowl of risotto (I didn’t like it but it won’t go to waste)

A pink eyed white rat nibbles from a blue and white bowl of risotto (I didn’t like it but it won’t go to waste)

A pink eyed white rat stands on a piece of cardboard in a cage. Her teeny hands are lightly rusting on a piece of cardboard.

A pink eyed white rat stands on a piece of cardboard in a cage. Her teeny hands are lightly rusting on a piece of cardboard.

Did a big clean of the foster rat commune today, checked everyone over, and put the momma rats and the former fugitive back into gen pop. Found one girl with a healing wound and took her out so I can treat it. Babies are ready for adoption, they’re almost as big as their tiny moms!

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The annual PyTorch docathon is coming up! Join in, have fun, learn, and contribute to a huge project! Everyone is welcome.

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An outline of a human skeleton with the spine curled around a sleeping poodle. Text reads: Doctor: Could there be anything causing your chronic back pain?
Me every night in bed:

An outline of a human skeleton with the spine curled around a sleeping poodle. Text reads: Doctor: Could there be anything causing your chronic back pain? Me every night in bed:

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