i am so stressed out

it’s so crazy to me how ppl expect you to show up for them when they don’t show up for you

bought my ticket to see the Michael Jackson movie. i’m pressed

ppl think they want happiness, but just like an emotion, happiness is fleeting. what they really want is contentment

i get a lil weak in the knees for a strong back

i just got scrubbed, rubbed, and stepped on. idk who i am anymore

imma fly to Turkey and get new tits. turkey tits

the reason meetings run over is because of small talk. let’s eliminate that

😂😂😂😂😂 this is better than teleportation

that full moon gonna reveal something every single time

tubi is taking down beauty shop and bringing down the house 😞

let’s get back to judging a book by its cover

lowkey stressed, staying optimistic

when that revelation hits don’t panic, lock in

can’t fall in love with the prototype

your circumstances prepare you for your journey

“i got a hunnit fifty thou a hunnit fifty thou!”

everyone has a boob job but me 😞

yall gonna have clogged arteries messing around with wagyu

done drinking……….til summer

in need of red lobster biscuits

they mad cause i make it look easy

room temp potato salad supremacy>

i’m accepting sponsors, starting this spring. applications are accepted on a rolling basis. ENROLL TODAY!

there’s an everyday battle between definitely and defiantly

you either have a jelly ass or a jam ass

“you got me straight trippin boo”

what a great day

i miss when people used context clues

ren & ten the hip hop dalmatians had hits lowkey 😂