i got a new hoodie and its v warm and soft and wearing it and my ballcap makes me feel very ‘midwestern dad’ and i’m loving it

about to fall asleep standing up

hi

gabagoul

anyone wanna mail order a ham with me

if you could have any type of food in the world rn, what would it be?

saw a cool sunset

thats not a dad, that is *the* father

phunday scaries

i just carried a bookshelf twice my size up the stairs while listening to the stereo shows and honestly it helped lmao

my mom’s cat keeps trying to eat the string lights i found

wait nvm disregard prior bleet

invalid handle oopsie daisy

time to get one of those gas station fountain soda combos that can destroy a victorian child

everything reminds me of them

so whats todays vibe

cause i was trying to think of what i want for breakfast and i almost told my mom ‘lets stop by phaco phell’ lmao

im so used to automatically adding ‘ph-‘ to random words that my brain keeps doing it subconsciously

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good morning all the phannies in my phone

i should be sleeping but the vibes are too enticing

im ready to inject that phannie energy here like how people shotgun redbulls

Good morning

i think this is a great time to announce i found a bag of squashies a couple weeks ago and tried them and they’re really good and i really want to get more now

so are we calling this phluesky (like flu-sky) like we called twitter phwitter or is there something else being cooked up

gonna do a lil jig for my oomfs cause no one can stop me

he is a sweet himbo that can only squeak and is absolutely head over heels devoted to my brother

honestly with how many people are flinging themselves over here it has the vibes of that one office meme mixed with the last day of school when you’re trying to get all your friends info to stay in touch over the summer