Please, I can only get so erect 😩

"So he's definitely got some body dysmorphia issues, huh?"

omg Carol stfu you got no right to judge him like that

Fuck yeah swole ballers... my boy Terry would love to go one on one with Lu <3

Or, third possiblity... the third Mario movie is going to be a Smash Bros movie

*Other employees grumble but don't really say anything... you're the boss at GroLabs after all, you do what you want... including property destruction sometimes*

3 meters tall... and, fuck it, 3 tons of muscle... too wide for any doorway without smashing through~

*looks over at his state, where the largest city is home to around 100,000*

NYT, you clearly have no idea what a "small" city is

Oh, I'll say Darren's fine... fine AF~

Same~

Benji: *keeps getting pissed off because they still measuring from the top of his head*

*me, sitting in the stands behind the dragon*

Goddamnit, of course this would happen when I score tickets to RumbleMania XXX...

He's gonna need to fuck the professor too after missing class today~

Think I'll join yeah, big guy... just had an epic chest day~

Forget godhood, Sammy has ascended to Daddy 🫠

Terry says it's time for walkies~

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Can you tell Terry loves chest day?~

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Just offscreen, his equally huge dog bro is jerking off under a tree and having the time of his life X3

Fun fact: Totally Reddickulous was the name of one of my fantasy NASCAR teams last year... I change it just before the season starts and he goes out and wins the first two races after winning none all last season XD

We getting Cedric Browning embracing leg day before GTA VI

I will always advocate for Daryl... more gemsbro, bro

"So small and pathetic" bro you still 5'4" 💀

Benji: How dare you

Megamind looking ass

Bro got too big for basketball again rip

He looks like a sweetie ❤️

Everyone talking about Sammy, but I'm here smitten by his jock bro Ry... woof~

*sends him this* 😘

Headcanon: DD tries out for the Loyola cheer squad to try to get closer to Lu Wolf

DD: Cars? You mean one of those things with four wheels I lift when the weights in the gym aren't enough?