Posts by City of Phoenix
they’re calling him the most vindicated man in history
The whole "cool Dem Anti-Woke, no ugly chicks big ass truck abundance" lane looks worse in retrospect here
even the most tenacious autocrats have a difficult time denying a landslide result against them
Rod Dreher in shambles rn
So very very dead lol
Last year* not yesterday
Omg that's insane. I really feel for Etsy sellers. It's like the postal service specifically picks on Etsy sellers and their customers. I ordered plants from Etsy last yesterday, get a delivery notification but no delivery, and they finally showed up a month later.
For everybody inclined to react to this with “they’re not acting like they’re ever going to give up power,” remember that they’re catastrophic morons.
"doctors just give you pills, I only take dozens of wellness pills instead"
what the last 10 years have taught me is that 90s-style very special episodes for both kids and adults were the only thing maintaining even modest social cohesion in this fuckass country and we need to get back to it asap
Every 2.6 seconds a man is involved in a rollover car crash somewhere. Tiger Woods is that man
Sadly for Jem & The Holograms they were deemed 'Too Outrageous' by Reagan's moral majority and would spend the 90s in a federal correctional institute.
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Skipped spring entirely 😭
I ordered something off Etsy and it has travelled from Texas to Phoenix and now it's in Nashville for some reason
A photo from a train in Scotland of a door saying "Stay out. Bagpipe practice."
Signs you're on Scottish train...
Irish people: St. Patrick's Day presents such a stereotypical portrayal of Ireland that doesn't reflect its modern, vibrant culture.
Irish people when they see Americans setting Leprechaun traps: You fools! You've doomed us all! The children will be changelings. The crops will wither in the field.
just remember, Americans do not elect a president. 100,000 of the stupidest Pennsylvanians imaginable do.
The full performance of “I Lied To You” from ‘SINNERS’ at the 98th Oscars.
#Sinners #Oscars2026
Yeah, uhh, the ides of march is great if you're just getting into ides, I guess. I celebrate better, less commercialized ides, though. You've probably never heard of them.
Mad Max season starting early this year
This city should not exist, etc
the middle class will be taxed.
you will pay the transit fares.
shoplifting is bad.
you will live as a civilized person in a mutually co-operative society or you can live in the woods like the animal you are.
It's funny that there are still a lot of people out there that think the "we didn't think of the most obvious consequence of starting a war with Iran" administration will somehow 13th dimensional chess themselves into rigging the midterms.
When your dad says that we have The X-Files at home