So excited to go to France in a couple weeks! I've never been outside of North America

Hap birth Rachel!!!!!

Accidentally pancaked a spider in the shower with my dumptruck. These spiderman origin stories are getting weird

Big Challenges is the GOAT

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

I had the same problem with my last move, ugggghhhh 😫

Anyway, federal minimum wage has remained the same that entire time. It hasn't gone up in almost 17 years.

Just found a shipping email from when I first started selling buttons in 2012. I paid $1.64 to ship them via USPS First Class, which was and continues to be the cheapest option.

Today, I just shipped the exact same item with the exact same shipping method for $5.

I'm so spoiled by an independent theater in my area with the best theater popcorn I've ever had

Why doesn't Cinemark know how to make popcorn that actually tastes good???? I've been to Cinemarks in multiple states and the popcorn is always extremely bland

Anyway, Project Hail Mary was fun

Noooooooooooooo

Two white plastic bags of two different sizes, each with different logos from Waldenbooks, a defunct bookstore that closed 14 years ago

Gonna walk around with these in public to mess with people

I was looking at recipes and Joseph spotted "crack" in one of the titles, then he started going on about crackhead chicken and meth meatballs

Lort 😆

sometimes i think about how the evil supervillain plan in the motion picture charlie's angels (2000) is to use cutting edge technology to make it so that cellular telephones can track where people are located at any time

If you already have one, link it!

Wouldn't it be funny if we busted out our html skills and made our own webring of 90s-style personal websites on Neocities instead of using social media?

Ahaha, just kidding... unless...?

An assortment of Moog branded patch cables, sitting in a baggie on my lap

I visited the Moogseum and all I got was a bad case of G.A.S.

(and a pile of patch cables)

Yesssssssssssssssssss

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

The No ICE in Minnesota bundle has launched, raising funds for the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. Over 1400 items for $10.00!

itch.io/b/3484/no-ic...

My schedule's opening up a bit in a few weeks. If anyone has some music they're making to benefit Minneapolis and/or people negatively impacted by the fascist nightmare we're facing, I'd be happy to do some pro-bono mixing and/or mastering. Hit me up with your project and let's talk details.

My shoveling technique must give away a lot about me

It snowed a bit and I shoveled my driveway, and as soon as I finished, a neighbor I've met once for two seconds suddenly knocked on my door and offered me a baggie of shrooms out of nowhere

What is my life

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Boyz II Men were called Boys IV Men in the original Japanese version.

I loooooove moonstone