I love traveling, but there's nothing like sleeping in your own bed

Northwoods is great but there's no way I could live there

Lawrence bus: social experiment on wheels. It's good to be home!

Prince and Steve Albini

I spent most of my life as a pedestrian and, yeah, a lot of drivers just do not pay attention to 'not cars'

I've seen some in bloom. Different varieties perhaps

Our shrub is ALMOST blooming

I'm not religious but I find various forms of spiritually fascinating. One thing is certain: I am absolutely some sort of water sprite. I thrive in, and near, flowing water.

What happened to separation of Church and State? Does he know it's not just for Christian whackos?

Always remember the cardinal rule of public transit: if every train car is full except one, there is a good reason.

It's difficult to stay mindful of this, especially when someone pisses you off, but it's important.

Ugh

And Mississippi

Holy crap! You finally got every state!

No. No. No. No.

JJ let out some horrible farts, so I called him a Stinkfucker

Nope.

a man is screaming in the air while holding a gun in a hockey game . Alt: Bill Murray with a terrible toupe doing a crazy victory dance in Kingpin

I was looking at something on IMDB when I realized that Kingpin came out 30 freaking years ago.

Every Aldercritter that voted for that deserves snot in their food

This is what happens when doctors actually listen and care about what women say instead of just saying "whelp, that's life."

At least now you know he finds you useful for something other than food.

That was one intense storm cell last night. There was one crack of thunder that sounded like a damn explosion. Poor JJ was shaking so hard the entire bed was vibrating.

It only took the world 30 years to realize he was a stalker.

They are capable of opening a sealed Tupperware container of Cheeseballs. Ask me how I know?

A black and tan dog on a bed with grey sheets and a top sheet and blanket balled up behind them.

I really do have a type: boys who, if left uncorrected, like their sheets and blankets in a ball on the bed.

I get that, it depends on your individual risk factors. It's far less dosage than birth control, too.

It's not supposed to be 80° in April in Chicago.

And, of course, my BP is back to normal. So I guess it was a blip.