No but now I gotta

I will have an army of a million crudely made skeletons

Babies

I’m feelin a little maternal

Don’t do weed it’ll make you have dreams about mundane household tasks.

The eddy gave me realistic stress dreams about making things out of clay ALL NIGHT.

The only problem I’m having is that my body runs like shit and blood and fluid pool in my legs from my shitty kidneys and even with compression socks and getting up every little bit it still hurts. 🤔

I made some little critters and some skeletons. I’ll only show them if they don’t blow up when they get cooked in a week.

I should craft a lemon pig.

He will beg me many times to die but it’ll only come when he truly deserves it

He will be my sacrificial lamb. He will endure many trials and tribulations and perish at my hand.

Fall to your knees and weep at the might of my beautiful creation

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My wife is always like “let’s get you back to bed grandpa”

I’m so easy to trick it’s embarrassing

I’ll be on all fours sniffing outlets while my brain turns to mush and I just look and sound INSANE

Before a seizure I’ll smell something burning a good 70% of the time and my dumbass gets up to look for it every single time.

Horses also love to die but they’re sapient so it’s on purpose.

Chickens love to die, cows love to fuck off and get wrapped in a fence and die. Goats will stick their head in any hole and happily die.

Also I don’t like that the animals are completely invincible and there’s no consequences for anything. In old harvest moon if you didn’t feed your creatures or give them medicine when they were sick they’d die. Farming is like 30% death.

You can have your toy after you eat 5 of your nuggets

My stuff is here and I’m not letting myself open it until I finish this painting and I feel like I’m MELTING INSIDE from anxiety.

Don’t make a farming sim if you haven’t lived somewhere where a worrying portion of your roof is held down with tires. 👴

Hire a freak who’s trudged through cow and horse shit and has drank at least one “Dr. Enuf” or “Cheerwine”

I hate that in new farming sims that stores are open 24/7 and you never have to wait for anything. Rural maw maw & paw paw shops are open 5 hours a day 3 days a week and if the humidity in their enclosure is even a little off it ain’t opening that day.

I pet it and it became miniscule 😭

I also had a dream that I accidentally shrunk someone’s baby to the size of a pea and it died

*hand

"Nettles"

I can NOT get warm enough to fall back asleep now either. It’s fucking haunted in here.