4/20 is just 3/11 on punk time

The FEST 24's first band announcement. Visit thefestfl.com to see the lineup and more information!

HERE WE GO! First batch of Fest 24 bands are here! 114 bands! And we have 200+ more coming in June! Passes and hotels on sale next Friday at 10am. For now head to the website for details, plan where you’re gonna stay, check out the bands and our radio player! Stoked to see y'all!

thefestfl.com

thefestfl.com first announce is live

10am eastern time

a screenshot of brooklyn monarch’s website which will not let you access tickets you bought without sending them your gender

Maintaining a database of the gender identity of people who go to punk shows in Brooklyn is something a pervert would do

a screenshot from a star war with the quoted caption “you have paid the price for your lack of vision”

tfw you need new glasses

i’m having a good time

april fools

If his kink was puppy play she’d know how to handle it

do protest! don’t rsvp!

tech lessons for the day;

1. do not rsvp to protests

2. also stop sending me partiful invites?? that shit is just palantir

our shop is closed. you don’t need a hat. go donate to anyone in need or any orgs putting in the work

kyd labs and brooklyn monarch require you document your gender identity to access tickets you’ve already paid for. pervert behavior

why the fuck is gender identity required to access a ticket i already paid for. perverts

any app that asks for access to your contacts is a fucking cop

The Turing test is over. Not because bots are intelligent enough to pass for human, but because people are no longer intelligent enough to pass for people. Wonder if Alan Turing saw this one coming?

screenshot of the tv show bob’s burgers where louise is holding a potato decorated to look like tina. it vaguely resembles the no idea records stressface logo

🫵 stressface

grossed out by how many of u still give spotify money

No streaming service is perfect, but you can absolutely do better than Spotify.

As all these Spotify Wrapped posts pop up I'd like to add that in the last calendar year their CEO invested $600 mil-plus in military AI drone technology, they ran ICE recruitment ads and refused to stop, and they've also done nothing to combat a huge influx of AI-generated music on the platform.

two people did it! they both said they have been intending to do it, but just needed a little nudge!!!

inconsequential? probably. still worth doing? absolutely.

is this good business? no. do i care? no.

you could not waterboard this out of me

Thanksgiving plate with a drink koozie that says “do you guys ever think about billionaires dying?”

Do you guys ever think about billionaires dying?

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fest fam, help out?
gofund.me/b3355f82e

yes

fest 23, fest 22, fest 21, fest 20, fest 19, fest 18, fest 17, fest 16, fest 15, fest 14, fest 13, fest 12 guide, fest 11 web app sponsored by punk’dnews, popspotter, other apps i worked on but won’t claim public attribution for,

You know how you can tell who the Dems are when you visit the Capitol it's real easy they're the morons with a "KICK ME" sign taped to their back like George McFly

what if i invented a dating app that actually verified men’s heights and highlighted on their profile how tall they claim to be next to how tall they actually are

paying the new york times for ANYTHING is officially transphobic (well it has been for a while now). i don’t make the rules

@schumer.senate.gov fought zohran mamdani harder than he will fight this.

is he in the files too?

her jersey is going straight into the insider trading hall of fame