Therapist hands you a zip drive full of one copy of the DSM 5

My friend…

Y’all ever heard of this band Oasis? Pretty good stuff imo

i think some people get a perverse little thrill from using "compute" as a noun, makes them feel like they're on the cutting edge...

Obviously I now have a huge place in my heart for that movie, and think it is a fascinating artifact filled with really rich ideas— but I would never claim that it was “good”

I saw Attack of the Clones in sophomore year of high school while very high and loved it. Then I saw it again while not-high and was so mad at the weed for making me think it was good that I quit smoking weed for several years.

He inspired one of my all time favorite Letterboxd reviews, by our pal @bransonreese.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/bren...

Gondorians hearing Isildur’s heir has returned:

Imperial boomerang be like

Seconding this one

gm from a lil frog

Is it funnier to have this on a 5 Series or a 3 Series?

“Can we speak with him?”
“…nay.”

top panel: jack and rose in the titanic movie, the scene where he shows her his sketchbook. bottom panel: his sketches are those fun S figures everyone drew as kids

LOGGING ON

One-Pot Cheesy Orecchiette With Cabbage and Paprika

cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027... I made this tonight, it was 👌🏻, could have used some sausage too though

Look they say that but… that’s Mr Fuji, to me

new (?) @cheatlines.co name just dropped

I’m not a small business, man; I’m a small businessman

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You sick freak

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

😳

My biggest “🫡” ever

an exterminator who calmly explained that, no, there was no bees nest in my subaru outback, it was fine, the bee will leave on its own. which it did. i assume.

heroic.

my version of this: getting into my car in college, seeing a bee crawl out from the space between my dashboard and windshield, immediately getting out of the car, walking back inside the house, locking the door, looking out the window at the car, and only THEN calling an exterminator

"Music from Doug" by Dan Sawyer and Fred Newman album cover art featuring Porkchop dancing with his walkman on and Doug Funnie waving

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This is on the Internet Archive!

Hmm. Hmmmmmm.

Ah fuck, he was saying “The mountain misses the field.” come on man that’s too profound

Trying to actually look up the etymology and for a second there I really thought they were calling it Mr. Fuji

Finch, looking at this picture and pointing at mt Fuji: issss crying
Me: it’s crying? Why is Mount Fuji crying?
Finch: misses mommy
Me: Mount Fuji misses its mommy?
Finch: yeaaaah