Actually hang on. My birthday present to YOU is you can play "i will strangle a horse"! For free!
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
36 ways to die! Inspector Gadget! Meet your father! Fall over some bread! Find a horse maybe! Play in a grain silo DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE
the adventures of super mario bros 3 screenshot showing mario as a frog in the white house. he's sitting on a desk that looks like the oval office and he looks kawaii as fuck. an ugly ass bitch is facing him and the subtitles say "Are you from the Secret Service?"
ok sure
You shouldn't have to feel shame towards a "side burger". That's why I believe in polyhamburgy
'Alumni review came!' Cat says, holding a magazine. 'Looks like the stock market is divorced from reality! This is IT' he says, putting a tie on. 'This is my BIG CHANCE' he says, grabbing flowers, and walking toward the door whistling. 'Good luck with reality' Girl says. 'REALITY?' says Cat.
Class notes.
So glad that he's shirtless in this video, to demonstrate what happens when someone literally takes your skin
Sorry, I'm getting a note that that IS his skin.
Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom
Pic of a hand holding a cellphone that's so hot it has buckled. Caption reads "If you're hot, they're hot. Put them in the pool."
When I die bury me with a bunch of these like they’re terracotta soldiers
1976 Aston-Martin Lagonda "Carducken" (The interior has been replaced with an entire Miata. Inside the Miata is an AZ-1, and inside the AZ-1 is a vespa). 10,000km, works perfectly, $3700 starting bid but you must come pick it up at my eccentric uncle's estate sale
Ten little guardians
Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:
Argento
The authentic hieroglyphics read: "all the living and all the dead, (they shall) worship the scarab god."
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!
Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!
I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
She was mayor of Happy Valley, but I don't know where she was from before that.
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
I’m Masuke, aged 17. Realising that my legs were feeling better, I started running. How did he know?
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
It buys the same amount of productivity and as a bonus, a shit ton more day zero bugs
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
No, Sonic lives in Oregon and sometimes he visits
This is Tanner Springs park in downtown Portland, OR
This is very similar to how I like my old fashioneds, and then you can put a big ice cube in it and feel like a ~sophisticated drinker~
instead of save the lloyd, why not use these final weeks to
- rave the lloyd (throw a big rave in there)
- grieve the lloyd (funeral procession thru town to the mall, rowdy public wake)
- hotbox the lloyd (self explanatory)
- purge the lloyd (do the purge, but just inside)
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."
Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
The term polygamy is specifically the thing I'm calling out, yes.
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
that's alright gay Obama thanks for calling back
