there were only two cultures going on during the 2000s and that's "Emo" and "9/11." Myspace? Emo. Anime? Emo. Halo? 9/11. Reality TV? 9/11. The PS2 top sellers list was a perfect split between Emo and 9/11.
Katie Casey was baseball mad, Had the fever and had it bad. Just to root for the home town crew, Ev'ry sou al Katie blew. On a Saturday her young beau Called to see if she'd like to go To see a show, but Miss Kate said "No, I'll tell you what you can do:"
Learned that Take Me Out To The Ball Game has verses, and now I can’t stop singing them like Thin Lizzy doing “The Boys Are Back In Town”
A bishop says "introducing the Catholic trinity! The father! The son!" We see an Old man God and we see Jesus. Then the camera pans to frog-like hominid with a bowtie and little cartoon gloves. Alex, in disbelief, rhetorically asks "that's what you look like?" The holy spirit says MARP.
watch through to the end of this with sound on to enjoy my new vocal stim for the week
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
personally I'm not sure that his time as governor of Louisiana should be forgotten so easily.
you can buy one of the best video games ever made for less than the price of a disgusting meal (no drink) at burger king.
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I was trying to think of what sketches would be in a modern version of the Cartoon Network MAD show and had the notes app on my phone open for about 10 minutes and this is all I got
the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles
If you fidget with an abbacus, is that called STEMming?
(french guy saying "bluetooth speaker" voice) bloutouse speakair
Comic: Types of Board Game. [Each panel has a person, a person with a ponytail, a person with shoulder-length hair, and a person with a white hat seated around a table with different board game and pieces on top. (1) Boring: PERSON 3: Each turn, roll a die and move your token. Turns proceed clockwise around the table until we all get tired and go home. (2) Abstract: PERSON 1: Each turn, you can place any number of red triangles or blue squares on a hexagon, or move any hexagon to a... (3) Hyperspecific Theme: PERSON 2: It’s October 2, 1814. The Congress of Vienna convenes. You are each in charge of distributing and lighting candles for the opening ball, which was held at these three locations... (4) Overcomplicated: PERSON 4: It’s a cross between *Twilight Imperium* and *Cones of Dunshhire*, but implemented entirely in category theory. Every cone is a monad, and... (5) Cooperative: PERSON 3: We’re working together to sort these decks of cards using only hand gestures. After that, we’ll silently organize my junk drawer. (6) Branded: PERSON 1: You can play as Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Rachel, Ross, Joey, or, due to an ill-advised tie-in, Goku. (7) Party: PERSON 2: Each of the cards in your hand has a bad word on it. On the count of three, yell the... (8) Social Deduction: PERSON 3: Remember, per our *find the secret murderer* house rules from last week, discovering that a player has committed a real-life murder does *not* count.
Types of Board Game
xkcd.com/3235/
we all know I have no life, so:
I don't often get mushy on here, but I want you to know I think of you all as friends. And I think of one of you as my wife. And I think of five to seven of you at any one time as my mistress. And I think of myself as Heihachi Mishima from the Tekken series of fighting games. The King of Iron Fist.
Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.
Wall Street Journal headline: "Alan Dershowitz: Why I'm Becoming a Republican"
Higher acceptance of sex crimes, same reason as everyone else who announces this
A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”
a quick comic about “lesbian”
I keep hearing that we are expecting an exponential growth in energy use due to AI like it's some phenomenon that we have no control over and it makes me so fucking angry. We don't have to do it!! We can choose not to do this and not to lose all we've gained in the clean energy transition! fuck!!
I consider mids loud
420 blaze it
PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: What a pleasure to meet you. I'm Pignald Baldweeble.
CHARLES DICKENS: Yes, hello! (writing furiously in notebook)
PIGNALD BALDWEEBLE: You're not putting me in one of your idiotic little stories are you. Your stupid little books. Just because I look like a pig and I'm bald.
Happy Mother 3 20th Anniversary day everyone
I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."
The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”
he put the pussy in a WHAT!?
