This is not front page news. There are many more important events taking place in the world.

Get some perspective.

It's a beautiful day to punch a Nazi.

Reform UK continually cry foul when accused of wanting to privatise the NHS.... You can't believe a word they say...

Been looking forward to this one - diolch pawb!

Tell that to the relatives of the people who died, you heartless ghoul.

"No one died." People literally die of measles, you absolute clown.

Brain dead.

Sad thing is, when he does go, he won't get to see just how hard we all party.

Huzzah

Hmmph

Old Mickey Paintbrush. No self restraint.

Change your password!

Bloody brilliant! You've been through the mill. I'm chuffed for you.

Legend!

"That's strange, I can't find the target"

I'm amazed to read today that you are posting content on X that doesn't appear here.

You need to abandon that cess pit. You can't believe there's a progressive audience to be found there, surely?

Royalties? (Your majesty?)

.zxt

Old, most relevant in the 80s, very low resolution.

Brilliant title for the single.

The People's Millionaire.

Ah bollocks. Bad luck.

You have a wonderful turn of phrase.

What a silly brittle little man he has turned into.

More's the pity

"There's nothing wrong with you"

There.

You'd think somebody from an apparently serious national newspaper would make the effort to find out the pronunciation for themselves.

Band from the bathroom.

YaPoo.

And was told they couldn't afford to be independent.

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🤞 Fingers crossed