Artist: Dennis Goris

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

ONE ON ONE: Counting Crows - Mrs. Potter's Lullaby August 18th, 2015 JBL Live Pier 97 New York City YouTube video by ONE ON ONE

Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby (about Monica Potter)

youtu.be/fPhxSohxd0k?...

There’s no crying in baseball!!!! 😭

Long haired tuxedo cat laying on her back sleeping and looking comfy

#lifegoals

I found an unopened small bag of Fritos in the car. I don’t know how long they’ve been there. If this ever happens to you, just throw them away. Don’t try them. Just throw them away.

The bar is low to best where we are right now.

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

I have started to key in on when people pronounce July “JOO-lie”

Not sure why, but it has started to annoy me.

A “friend” of mine fell for the girlfriend of one of my best friends 20 years ago. He meddled in their relationship, they broke up. She then married someone else and had kids. I assume he meddled in that. Her marriage ended. Then she married him. It only cost him 20 years and every friend he had.

If you consider Putin and Bibi demons, then I agree with that guy.

They own him.

I know it’s a “no judgement zone,” but it’s’ve watched this guy sit on the leg extension machine for 5+ minutes doing nothing but fucking around on his phone- and I’m judging.

*blind guy

I always feel bad for Stevie Wonder when he’s used as the default ins guy to reference.

Pretty sure Trump will make Graham “Pope of America” or some shit now

Have people complaining explain Bronny being drafted by the Lakers or Gianni’s’ brother being signed by the Bucks. At least Fudd is actually a good player.

Over the last 10 years, MAGA politicians and supporters disregarded experts in their fields- doctors, scientists, judges, lawyers, etc- in the largest example of Dunning- Kruger that I’ve ever seen. Them acting like they know more than the Pope is still somehow surprising even though it’s expected

Liver is the wurst.

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I’ll see myself out

People against raising minimum wage usually say something like “why should buyer flippers make $18/hr when I make $22?!” The point, Chad, is all of us are underpaid. the only reason you’re ok with it is because people making min. wage make so little, it makes your wage look like a lot by comparison

3 Screenshots from the movie "Mallrats" (1995): First, three young men stand outside a mall restroom, engaged in a tense conversation, one of them wearing a beanie and a stained shirt. Second, a man dressed in a makeshift Batman costume with goggles and wings spreads his arms while standing on a mall structure. Third, a brightly lit stage features a man in a light blue suit hosting a talk show segment with three seated guests under spotlights and pink curtains.

Apr 14th - The events of Mallrats took place.

📽️📅 Mallrats (1995)

“We want our daughters raped by rich, white Americans, and then covered up by all those in power, dammit!” —Rick Scott, probably.

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Yesterday, I saw a MAGA woman misspell “cheering” as “chearing.”

I don’t even know how that’s supposed to be a burn.

We hear “that’s not who we are” so often anymore, that I am starting to believe it’s exactly who we are.

For those keeping track, those who became experts in biology, virology, pharmaceuticals, criminal law, constitutional law, foreign affairs, military strategy, and economics are now telling people how the woke liberal CATHOLIC Pope needs to learn the Bible good.

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My wife, who notoriously eats 2 wings and 25% of a sandwich before she’s full , ordered a sandwich and wings and asked me why I didn’t order food. “Well, by my calculations, I have part of that sandwich and most of those wings coming my way.”

Tomorrow’s final round should be kind of exciting now that Rory proved to be human. #TheMasters

I'm a WNBA player. Don't use athletes like me to exclude trans women. IOC's policy invites unequal scrutiny. We cannot choose our genes or chromosomes, but we can choose whether we protect the dignity of every athlete.

WNBA star Brianna Turner has written an article denouncing the new invasive sex testing requirements of the IOC.

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...