The immigration system in this country fucking sucks and doesn’t work in anyones favor - especially now with the orange faced baby steering the ship

I am not ready for this summer heat why did I move back to western ks??

This Monday is Mondaying hella

Okay but wasn’t there just an interview circling where an actor/producer said movies aren’t being made in Hollywood anymore because studio and sets are extortionate in the US and it’s simply not feasible to be produced here?

*promises self I’m not calling into work at this new job unless I’m actually dying*
comes down with fever &everything Friday night and has to call in sick my 2nd week of work 🫠

Ordered an Americano with cream at this local coffee shop and I’m pretty sure they gave me a breve with watered down espresso 😐

Yeah I wasn’t kept in the loop of medical research when I was a kid either but that doesn’t mean it’s not real now that I’m older 🤡🤡🤡

*applies for easy looking part time small town job bc the stress of full time might send me over the edge rn*
Receives response hyping up my past experience and offering their better, full time openings.
Fam I’m too blessed to be this fking stressed

did u know u can change ur hair and u can change ur clothes u can change ur mind thats just the way it goes???

We are living through the consequences of having an uninformed and ill-informed citizenry. Our founding fathers warned us about this danger.

Ai chatbots will give the complete wrong information and then human customer service is annoyed when you’re trying to find your way thru a situation that you’re only in because THIER fucking robot told you there wouldn’t be a problem????

We have found the first documented case of an immigrant being imported to the US by politicians and then committing a bunch of heinous sex crimes

*stalking - bc that’s what it looked like

AND the funny part? The vehicle that security pretended to be looking at? Is my car. Parked in my husbands staff spot.

Mans was following him thru the dark parking lot (which is the only way to get from dorm to dorm) but when he saw me he quick started looking thru the windows of the vehicle beside him? And then walked in the opposite direction when I kept watching him? As the student approached the doors behind me?

No way this campus security guard was following a black student and I clocked it. No way, not in my hometown, buddy.

A tweet from “Trash Jones” that says “I can relate to the US government because i am also leaving questionably big decisions up to the whims of a mentally ill group chat”

i only miss my old waitressing job bc of the daily coffee-for-breakfast-food trades with the attached coffee shop

Roses are red
Violets are blue

I think a lot about how Crazy Rich Asians made a ton of money, huge hit, beloved movie. Sequel, guaranteed hit. And then the Asian woman cowriting the script asked to be paid the same amount as the white man they paired her with, and the studio completely abandoned the sequel rather than do that

I take it back. I hate it here. 0/10 don’t move back to your hometown.

So tired of being so tired

Being the smartest person in the room? In this political and socioeconomic climate? Pls kill me.

Fuck Chelsea mannnnn cmon. Do you all forget you play a contact sport? Get off the groundddddd and play some football

The Brits hate Elon 🤣….spotted in Tottenham

They don’t know I was also a tumblr kid with a short lived MySpace jaunt but that was just practice for the social media to come imo 😂😂

Just got told that my constant Office references and the fact that I care about which generation I’m even in - is my only millennial behavior &that’s what I fkin thought already!!