( You're... )

( What's he gonna do when he finds out Satan is his dad? )

.

:D

( Men who deserve to die just happen to be immortal. )

( Do not speak to me in this fashion. I will tear your larynx from your throat. )

( Real mature. )

( This explains so much.

Also, your half truths will get you nowhere, foul creature. )

( Huzzah! Another victory for Cath Palug. )

( How did the druids of nature and balance allow the evil demon of the apocalypse to reverse engineer their secrets? )

( NO, I'LL STOP, I'LL STOP! )

( Mad 'cus I'm right, are you? )

( You're more like a sorcerer role-playing as a druid. )

( Haven't done anything. )

His body curves in a way that prevents Majora from touching him whenever his hand comes close. It is going to be one of those days.

Slowly blinking while he tries to catch up on today's conversation.

:(

《 Fou... 》

Fou does not know why there are so many of himself now. But he is too afraid to ask.

《 Fou is a non-Euclidian object. As you exist on a flat plane, you are unable to interact with Fou. 》

His hand passes through Fou.

《 ...Fuuuu........ 💧 》

《 Fou, fou! 》

《 Fou fou kuu! 》

( No translation available. )

《 Fou. 》

( No translation available. )

Being useless seems to be a perpetual descriptor. Like the "man" trait, but this one denotes someone who won't be helpful no matter what.

Bites the fuck out of him.

《 Fou. 》

( I don't understand. )

( ... I am territorial. )