fucking LOVE that game it's been like at least 5 years since I played it but I sunk like 200 hours in when I did lmao. the dream right there.

so...
archiveofourown.org/works/83234226

everybody knows the little sister is the rapist

*Ferengi voice*
E-mails

that's just friendslop you only like it because- *remembers the greatest thing in this universe is forming strong meaningful bonds with others* i'm sorry

like the vibe of traveling to visit friends, popping the locks and latches, and having a bunch of organized cut outs in the interior foam for kink gear? IMMACULATE

a pelican branded reinforced polymer case - usually used for firearms and outdoor stuff

think I'm becoming the type of dyke to start using one of these as a play "bag" for kink stuff...

"This is the perfect threesome. Another woman, jerking off to pictures of your girlfriend. You, not looking. And the surveillance state." - @connieshortfor.bsky.social

If you fw girls who are kind of loud and wear flannel and no bra and drink cheap shitty beer the great lakes region is a sort of promised land for you

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

having a roommate that also cooks is so fucking sick I've gained several pounds in pasta since moving in with an italian and it's nearly all gone DIRECTLY to my tits. life is great actually big fan

beef shoulder slow-cooked in homemade adobo sauce put over fried corn tortillas served with a crema made with salsa verde, sour cream, cilantro, and lime juice.

made 24hr slowcooked birria tacos for dinner last night and the leftovers go crazy for lunch ngl very happy with this one

i've uhhmm been busy...

Wonderful to be a part of things too! PLAYTHING was my introduction to this community, (and like, kink as a whole tbh) so it only seemed right to give that a go first! <3

true!!! part 2 is DEFINITELY on the list, there's a few lines and exchanges in there that I can't WAIT to get a read on

aaaaaa thank you for the sweet words!! <3 happy to give it the justice I can :D

Link to narration:
soundgasm.net/u/InnerHelly...
Original writing:
archiveofourown.org/works/68035166 Thanks again to scylla for entertaining my on/off fussing over edits, and for giving permission to post this!

Hiya! Been lurking around a few folks in the mechsplo/kink writer circles on here for a while now, and decided to take a shot at narrating some stuff for fun, and if I'm lucky, give a little back to that ecosystem.
First off, @connieshortfor.bsky.social's PLAYTHING! Links in replies:

the hobbyposting on this dusty-ass account a few months ago was fun, but you know what's more fun?

hard pivoting into transbian kinky erotica circles with all the forewarning of an HR manager blindly merging on the freeway

this shit goes crazy with the baggy sleeves paired to the shaped dress and insane boots? uh hello????