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😉

That puppy bed sure has seen a lot of use already by @bilbng86.bsky.social and @koreanbabyboi.bsky.social 😁

Just a max dose of MiraLAX and oat-milk spread out in five servings to really get that “full” feeling.😉

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🍼💊Suffer with the guilty😨🥵

A fussy eater is a big no-no here! Refusing to willingly guzzle down a fifth “Boom-Boom” Bottle required the use of a "lil" more persuasive gear! Inequity is also strongly frowned upon, so Collective Punishment is often applied... because no good deed goes unpunished.😉

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😅

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😉🤣

🐻Bear of a Problem🐻

“Uh... I can explain! This is just CPR, because Bubbles here swallowed some gum and required the “Humplich Maneuver” to survive!"🤥

Thankfully @daddy.puppeh.dog wasn’t buying that whopper, and after a nice paddling and some corner time, the Lil “Rescuer” would be off to bed!🙂‍↕️

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Spot on 😉

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🙂‍↕️

⛵💜Cushie BDF with Tiny✈️🧸

Today’s BDF "came" with a special treat, but it wasn't the one in the Cushie Pants! With a slight frame adjustment, the bouncer seat transformed into a diabolic diaper harness, floating just above Tiny, allowing for rocking without friction, guaranteeing a sticky free Pamp!

Two places, took awhile to save up for, but was worth it!😊

Bouncer seat and straps: www.etsy.com/shop/Upzydaisy

And the frame from Amazon: a.co/d/02ztRJDf

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🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

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🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

😵Click of Inspiration🤐

Life imitating art again, with today’s Bouncer Buzzin’ inspired by the amazing artwork of @buckarooblaster.bsky.social!
Left to wriggle and squirm as the bouncer seat secured the buzzing bottom intruder causing an effective tortuous tickle even hours after the battery died.🥵

🦖🚔Crime N’ Plushiment🚓🧸

With the wooden bars secured for the evening, Robbie and Statler took charge, making sure their Lil Inmate would be properly cared for!

Unfortunately, they seemed to differ on opinions when it came to what was considered "proper" for the Cagged Crinkler!😰

Happy BDF! 😜

🥚🥚Clucks N Cucks🥚🥚

This egg strand is amazing, "filling" and perfect for the holidays! Slow and greasey is the key to easing them in, while the ring can be anchored to the Nubz cage.

Best yet, releasing them while THICKLY padded gives them an incredible "Loaded Pamp" feel without any cleanup! 😉

🐰Six Eggs, One Basket🐰

“Times up Crinkle Cuck, and unfortunately your basket remains barren... so no Buzzy Bliss today! Even with an hour, limiting the egg count to six and “filling” you in on their location, you still failed to get them into your Bun Bun Basket. Oh well, there's always next year!”

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So true 🙂‍↕️ and we all know I’m an Angel 😇 Thankfully a few hours of “reprogramming” turned the lil princess right around!😉

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Agreed! ☺️☺️☺️

🎀🫖Tea(ser) Time😵‍💫😬

When a weekend Tea Party escalates! Unfortunately, the whimpering moans escaping poor @logobloxr.bsky.social quivering lips alerted some unexpected company... Needless to say @daddy.puppeh.dog has their hands full tonight! 😈😉

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So true… and that last one🤣

🐰📱Bunz Brained😵‍💫🐰

While BDF may be off to a late start, Bunz’s weekend “Deprogramming” selection will most definitely guarantee a swollen Pamp and Empty head come morning! 🤤😉

🍯HuffyLump Trap🍬

Left gaping and sore from a sizeable Stuffing Session, Poor Poo Bear paws helplessly at the locked door as the bag of consumed candies begins to provide uncontrollable "relief". Once freed, they mince downstairs... unaware of the sea of familiar faces anticipating the pending show!