“In the future everyone loves and does art but they are incredibly bad” is lowkey an extremely hopeful utopian vision

Today I thought I saw a transformer having some kind of seizure, but it turned out to be a learner driver with their hazard lights on trying to do a hill start.

My heart goes out to them.

A footpath sign, with angle brackets serving as arrows on each side of the words "foot path", so the end result looks like an XML or HTML tag.

Hoping there's another sign at the end labelled </FOOT PATH>

The snort I made scared Gauge and now he's big mad I disrupted his sleep because I found something hilarious.

Pork pies are not worth the pastry they're wrapped in. Vile things, sadly.

It’s making them looking dueling rhythm gymnastics ribbon dancers and I am fine with it.

Last time I went hiking I ended up lying flat on my back screaming. I was 8. And I trust that this man would have impersonated me perfectly.

10/10. Love this.

THE HELL I CANT

You're getting on my nerves: suggests you have more nerves to annoy.
You're getting on my tits: suggests you are a babysitter in a teen movie

You're getting on my last nerve: stern, no room for movement.
You're getting on my last tit: worrying, shuts down behaviour by raising new questions.

It really is one of those movies that holds up perfectly. Jurassic Park is another, at least for me. :)

when ur demon bf have 75% leg
#oc #dmc

Ah, I see the local pollen count has chosen violence this morning.

An adorable raccoon.

He is a beautiful and floofy unit!

a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him ALT: a man with glasses is surrounded by a glowing circle and the website pmitf.com is displayed below him

I keep forgetting he is not golden retriver sized and then you post him with furniture and

Pretty sure this is the 'mail order bride' method of predatory asshattery, just with a holiday attached.

These guys will do anything except be decent human beings and partners.

See, this is just twice as much gypsy girl which in fairness would have very much improved the book, imo.

Yes.

Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.

A trans woman enters the room.

Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.

Fucking clowns.

Okay, I've found out why Steve didn't come home last night.....

I keep thinking that 'Sciatica' would be a really cool name for an edgy goth comicbook character or a metal band, or something.
It sounds like a hot demon.

Sadly it does not feel like a hot demon. Just a normal one.

I love it when animals pull the 'Human are you SEEING THIS wtf??' face.

Dr looks at a ray: this is exactly what I was afraid of Me: what Dr: skeletons

💀

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865)

My cornsnake, Princess Opal. (2012-present.)

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

It's so pretty! There's actually a few on this tray that I'd grab if I didn't have such huge sausage fingers!

1. If you are new to queervc, you should read this thread.

2. If you are established and know how it works, you can skip the thread, but *everyone* should watch this video.

How is it legal for him to be so adorably tiny?

Sad news.

Next show this Sunday!!!