When is he ever sober?

Senator Chris Murphy goes through the timeline of Donald Trump's war in Iran for the past two weeks.

(Had to split it all up into 3 videos, but totally worth the watch)

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But no matter what happens, Jared still has to watch Ivanka f*** Daddy every other Friday night.

My favorite part of all of this is that the president of the United States is suing his citizens for 50 billion dollars for no discernible reason.

And he's going to get a bunch of it.

Elect con men and grifters, get conned and grifted.

An on-again, off-again ceasefire at the same time as a blockade, makes perfect sense if you see it for what it is:

MARKET MANIPULATION

If you buy those bar s hot dogs for 99 cents, your cost will go down considerably

Piss off the cook in the back and you'll get protein without ordering it.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

I just hope details never leak about the owner / runaway slave sex games they play

It seems like it would be better to just stop charging tariffs and then use the Tariff money to help the American people. But that makes too much sense

I kind of like Howie Mandel.

For missing one field goal, he'll make more money than many Americans make in an entire year. Or two years. F*** that noise.

Reminds me a lot of my 5th wife.

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You must not be a Republican

Ivanka: daddy says I'm still the best at it.

It's the second most massive grift in history. Only MAGA beats it.

A reminder:

Jim McGovern continues to go off:

"This farm bill is a disaster. It's awful. It's terrible. It's beyond words. It's a giveaway to Big Ag and chemical companies. There's actually liability protection in this bill for people who make pesticides. Like, who thinks like that?!"

Keep cooking, Jim!

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Chief Justice’s Wife Made $10M+ as Legal Recruiter: Report At least one of the firms reportedly had a case before Chief Justice Roberts.

The corruption is just stunning.

www.thedailybeast.com/chief-justic...

Dinesh wants to move on.

Savage video from the Iran Embassy in Indonesia.

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Life imitating art.

In a nutshell. 😊

Reminds me of my 13th wife. Same hairstyle.

🔥SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 BILLION— as he leads 🇺🇸 diplomacy + asks sheikhs for billions more… Never have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia taking corruption to spectacular new heights.”

On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat

On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat

If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?

I've never understood the appeal of Taco Bell. No amount of alcohol could ever make me want to put that stuff in my mouth.

My 11th wife used to get this look on her face after sex.