congratulations to tonight’s player of the game joey gerber

well that’s why they call them the dog days of april

no

another hit! could the mets get a runner into scoring position?

i missed the hit during kid bedtime and thought the mets were still getting perfect gamed. might as well be

i’ve always had great things to say about craig kimbrel and not that he’s a goofy-ass vulture-cosplaying motherfucker. that wasn’t me

good god mets

could be worse!

maybe the pitching coach should’ve talked to peterson before the game

he didn’t hit a grand slam

oh great it’s freddie freeman

buddy they don’t even let me fuck the mets

LMAO

16-pitch top of the first, start the bottom of the first by plunking ohtani and walking tucker, broadcast is glitching out, early bedtime looking possible

john tortorella

well

this might be controversial but i hope the flyers fuck them all the way up

time for the mets to get right… with david peterson on the mound… mark vientos batting third… and 38-year-old tommy pham in left field… against the dodgers

if i sang DMCA to the tune of YMCA would that get DMCA’d and also now it’s in your head

nothing embarrassing about being into a man with an extra finger

friend zoned after the britney spears concert. let’s go mets

friend zoned after the britney spears concert. let’s go mets

remember some airlines

piedmont

if you do the calvin meme it better be fucking brilliant

One thing I can promise is I will be writing the gay content here, you have my word

is this why i saw a pair of three-car wrecks yesterday, including a car that was completely destroyed in the center lane of 95, in fucking aberdeen? who’s to say

nobody in maryland knows what lane they’re supposed to be in, and they’re going to change whenever they damn well please. will they speed up? slow down? decide at the last second not to change lanes? it’s a mystery every time

i should’ve worn one working in the nassau coliseum press box

pisscourse

they put everyone’s it’s wild

don’t let the door hit you on the way out, shithead