Start Seeing Motorcycles

open.spotify.com/album/5e9wFR...

We put out music!!!

twitter is down so I'm gonna tweet here. fart

3d pinball space cadet rules eat my ass

my roommate is the best but he will sometimes just leave without saying goodbye or saying where he's going and for how long. and that's like, good with me, except i want to be getting *freaky* and i cannot afford him coming home.

Afterlife is great because it's like after the franchise has gone completely off the rails, Afterlife feels like it is able to laser in on everything that makes the movies fun and it cuts out a lot of the bullshit.

here's my milla jovivich resident evil movies ranking

6. The Final Chapter
5. Apocalypse
4. Retribution
3. Extinction
2. Afterlife
1. Resident Evil (2002)

we watched the mila jovovich movies not the cut scene movies

she watched every single resident evil movie in order yesterday!!!

dressed for successed

which one do i shoot

it is a moral imperative that you do not care about the thoughts and feelings of thin people.

what if we went bowling and we were girls

im a gay trans furry age regressor and this is my emotional support best friend who is just a normal guy

car seat headrest lyrics that make you go

oh you and your book club is reading a book? that's cool. me and my fractions club is doing fractions later.

ppl on twitter are being mean in my replies but they dont realize i was designed and playtested on 4chan dot org and i have thoroughly internalized that people online do not even exist, let alone matter. i have seen and heard everything. there is no thought of me meaner than my own. i win.

pov we are smoking together on my porch and the neighbor across the street is projecting spongeBob onto his wall.

we swapped teams

i am jealous of the girls with deadnames. i gotta get a deadname

(nearing the end of my life) i should have been crueler

the girls you had weird vibes with all hang out and talk about your weird ass vibes and laugh at the prospect of you finding love in this cruel world. me and the girls are sipping mimosas and pitying you with derision.

yeah, it's, uh, Hot Girl Tracks.

,, yeah

if you go over to a really hot girl's house never ask her why her chair looks like this.

when you're 31 years old you can literally buy a box of chicken in a biskit and take it into your room and eat chicken in a biskit directly from the box. you can literally do it. nobody will be there to stop you or save you. nobody saves you.

.... not my roommate and his girlfriend i mean the tv people

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

the girl who hypnotized me at the con never unhypnotized me

whenever i watch dating shows with my roommate and his girlfriend im like, these fucking straight people are disgusting and mean

i think ben folds five has some of my favorite bass playing and bass tone of any band ive ever heard and i want my bass to sound like that in our band