I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW SO MUCH DUDE

“the actual difficult part of iphones is making the color for icky girls”

I’ll vote for whichever candidate promises to hit Kennedy with a car and then make his family eat his roadkill corpse. When they all die of the various poisons in him we will never have to hear about the kennedys again.

Me and my opponent when we argue online

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

"now that's what i call a traumatizing experience from my childhood that has dictated how i live my life as an adult" in the Now That's What I Call Music! style.

One Tim enters, another Tim exits. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

as always the correct way to treat a Trump nominee is ‘disqualified by virtue of getting the nomination’

if they claim to be anything other than a stooge they are lying and everyone knows it

Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

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Pyramid of "Online leftist hierarchy" from most to least important: meme pages polyamorous maoists people who donate to streamers substack writers video essayists streamers people who organize

feldfrog on tumblr: "If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'"

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Baby I’m gonna treat you like a piece of trash in my car. That’s right, you’ll be with me forever 😊

Centrists have all convinced themselves that "the left" sat out the election, and that by sneering at non-voters, they are taking on "the left." They also seem to think that votes from "the left" aren't worth trying to get. They don't seem to understand why this is really stupid.

Reminder that most people who didn't vote in 2024 didn't do so out of a desire to "smash Democrats," so maybe it's really stupid to constantly attack people who didn't vote and constantly smear them. Just a thought! www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...

Feels kinda silly to say that rich people from the center to left of things politically can’t build a successful media environment when the onion is doing it basically using donations from semi-employed forum goblins

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lmao

this is why Dems need to go as hard as possible on reforms and actually fixing things rather than kick the can, because "people will remember how bad things were and not put these folks back in charge" is a demonstrably false statement

parkermolloy mehdi hasan 54m It's been wild to see people piling on @mehdirhasan on here simply for saying that as bad as he thought Trump would be, it's been even worse. He didn't say anything wrong. So many of you are just looking for a reason to punch left and smear him that you're letting your media literacy go by the wayside. He never downplayed the danger of Trump in 2024. A bunch of you are just making things up. Knock it off. 1 / 6 ansapphire.ap 28m VP Harris and Black women voters warned people. Once again our voices were ignored. Now Medhi and people like him are pretending that never happened. parkermolloy 11m · Author This is the type of braindead crap I'm talking about. What tf do you mean Mehdi "ignored" warnings? No, he didn't. That's just not a thing that happened. You're just making that up. He made a video where he said that as bad as he thought the Trump administration was going to be (really, really bad), it's even worse. That's not "ignoring" anyone. Jesus Christ, lady. ansapphire.ap 3m We warned you it would be exactly like this. The Left and Medhi refused to listen. Everything that is happening was totally expected. It was even written down in Project 2025. The Left said we don’t care. All that matters is Gaza. The one thing we care about.

Posted this same thing on Threads, and the responses are just absolutely braindead.

i once got stranded on a desert island and this was the only food i could find

Yes wife, radio.

>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?