@lukethomas.bsky.social Congrats on the Pablo Torre appearance. Watching now. Really cool.

Oh, we can. We can.

Third home game of the year. Predictably long and slow lines getting into the stadium for Jenks/Pierzynski bobbleheads.

And the bathroom doesn't have any paper towels.

Home opener. Soap dispensers broken. So here's some hastily opened soap containers.

My season thread for White Sox ballpark operations complaints!

Telling that Elon Musk, the Space CEO himself, didn't interrupt his frenzied posting even once yesterday to mention the Artemis II launch.

The amount of biting my tongue I've had to do about that dude for like 15 years is insane. But here we are

Hah. I was a Bloody Elbow person until I was let go right around the time SBN bought up MMA Fighting. I'm pretty sure it was not a coincidence.

From my time in the MMA space 15 years ago, this is all true. Wondering who you spoke to, though!

Ariel's such a winner he went on his podcast crying about all the Zuffa checks he had to cash.

Hi, my name's Ariel Helwani and I will cover you, your promotiion and your fights as a journalist, while also hosting your press conferences. Read about it in my latest: Ethics for thee, but not for me.

Tank for the rest of the season and hope to land a generational talent type of lottery pick in next year's draft

Did not expect MJF to go with the Terry Funk cosplay.

Not surprising but still kinda shocking

At the height of Pacquiao's popularity, there were constant stories about how Manny was running out of money because he was constantly giving his money away both for seemingly good reasons and just to give it to his various hangers on. I'm sure he doesn't "need" money, but still...

An ex of mine and her family had it and boy was that thing annoying.

I don't watch Trump speeches/pressers nearly as much as I did during his first term, and it's pretty stark how much he's fallen off this time around.

Trump's slurring is out of control.

I'm not a religious man but I sincerely hope Hell exists purely for these people

Everyone involved in this is going to spend years in prison before a one-way trip to Hell

hey, big dog, you could have been like, "A 16 ounce steak with a side of chicken wings" after the "I just eat meat" thing. Is it that hard to not be weird? Nobody wants the yogurt guy at the Super Bowl party

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP89...

There's a great Bluey episode for this.

This is a winning message and I sincerely hope the Trump administration continues to deploy it every time this topic comes up in public

I'm sorry but "Elon Musk was too weird and creepy to go to Epstein Island" is an absolutely insane thing that we now all know and have to price in whenever we talk about the world's richest man

It’s nice when people turn out to be exactly who they appear to be

One of my core beliefs about villainy - real evildoers among us - is that it almost never looks as comically wicked as we would expect; it's a kind of reasonable-looking guy standing in front of a podium saying very soberly how he had no choice but to do the evil things.

Homan's face is absolutely timeless, in the sense that it could belong to an SS commandant overseeing a "work camp," a Confederate captain gleefully selling free Black people into slavery, or a Roman centurion about to nail a guy named Jesus to a cross

Hard to imagine the thought process behind this loser behavior.

This is dumb but also very funny.