The really tough thing about The Onion is that I'm not 100% sure whether or not this is a joke.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Making me chortle in public. Not cool, dude.

Idk who did this comic but it's hilarious

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

Me, god willing.

Man's Best Friend. I saw a dog on the poster and asked my babysitter to take me to it. She didn't understand how movie ratings worked.

I was seven.

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Chewbacca, back when he was just a pup.

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

People from out of state will think you're making this up.

I got into Spider-Man during the original Carnage saga! Man that was a time.

Didn't spot any spelling mistakes, just excellent writing. The kind that makes me jealous.

(To be clear, this is only a problem because I don't speak Italian and have no idea what anyone is saying and I can't interact with them at all!)

Okay, there has to be a setting I can switch to fix this.

BlueSky constantly recommends Italian accounts to me. Total 100% Italian, no English on their feed at all. And it's CONSTANT. No other languages. Just Italian.

How do I convince BlueSky to stop trying to feed me Italian accounts?

Oh yay! That's amazing. I'm working on streaming again. I miss it too. 😭

I think it's the order you wrote them in! A nap will start energy recovery. A shower will wake you up. And food will give you more sustained energy. That's how I'd do it!

Please

...I wish you hadn't.

😂😂😂

Script: Hi, I'm [name with spelling], and I'm a constituent from [city, ZIP code], and I'm calling [name! to urge them to act. The threat by the president yesterday should never have happened. He is unfit to lead, and something must be done. Optional: Senator Kim has gone back to DC. I urge [name] to do the same and use every tool possible to prevent further escalation. IF you have GOP members of Congress, tell them to condemn the president's threats and abuse of power. They need to act. State if you would like a call back or not.

Called my electeds yet again this morning. Got right through to voicemail.

Switchboard: 202-224-3121

And script:

All of it, everything, but this in particular has me on the verge of weeping.

We didn't deserve this day.

Just went for my birthday and it was awesome!

I keep seeing this same argument, and she's correct: it's a full lie. We don't all use AI.

I've never been more grateful that literally my entire writing career has been done on stream and you can watch me write every word of every book.

I keep seeing "all authors use AI, the real issue is they're being forced to be sneaky about it" headlines.

Full stop No. This is a lie peddled for normalization. It's schoolyard-level pressure tactics "C'mon, all the cool kids are already doing it. We won't tell. It's fine. We're on your side."