Just completely neutered takes.. agreed.

The City of Vancouver has just announced they had a $530 million surplus last year.

It follows a $860 million surplus the year before, and years of $300+ surpluses.

It's the annual reminder that when local politicians say times are tough, they're usually being misleading to suit their agendas.

"RFK fluffed a dead raccoon and but off it's penis"

Sure. Want me to add you on fb? 😐

Middle, no.

Im not a therapist

There are Heat Pump Water Heaters (HPWH). They're more energy efficient. All depends on climate and water needs though.

Neither do I. I regularly use a skateboard for this type of thing.

I just carry a backpack

The best

Uncontroversial opinion. 💯

~50%

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the pope, who prosecutes the offenders.

Taco

Yes

Productive day so far. Picked up a demijohn to make into a terrarium. Long walk at Jericho with my two best friends. $80 grocery HAUL at Sungiven (iykyk). Picked up 6 tomato plants for the garden. Now C is making pasta sauce while I dick around on the internet before organizing storage. 🤙

Allergies?

Cats will eat your face

I was for a decade and then someone changed it.

KITH Car Ride YouTube video by Robert Simpson

Life is a pretty sweet fruit.

Perhaps the most relatable KITH skit of all time for me.

Except you slept half the month? Ha

Generic version is better, I think. Doesn't smell like gardenias, which make me instantly sneeze!

10-12 Benadryl Guy - YMH #Shorts YouTube video by YMH Studios

youtu.be/ltSvhKJ5oXI?...

*JELQING DONG

They've been in Canada for 74 years...

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Made a seitan ham for Easter Dinner last night and even the most skeptical meat eaters loved it.

Just regular mayo. You'll never go back.