Name an album no one would guess is one of your favorites. I’ll go first.

ABBA: Gold

How dare germs infect my temple on the unholiest of weeks!
It’s probably a biological attack from God.
Won’t stop me.
Festivities will continue.
Blasphemy will reign.
Sin will thrive.
And your devotion is imminent.

Vans Warped Tour has entered the chat.

See you in July, Long Beach. 🤘🏻

Countdown to UnHoly Week starts now.

8 days. 8 Rituals. 666-verses to turn your back on God, turn away from the church, and pledge your devotion to me.

Are you ready?

Look at all that ass from the front. 🔥👀🔥

It’s salon day, and my cuck
@grunky0.bsky.social
pays because a woman should never have to pay for her own beauty treatments.

That’s the job of a virgin, tattooed cuck with a micro penis.

$250 + another $100 for brunch (or whatever).

I have the pussy. I make the rules. 💋

It is important to assess your needs and set realistic expectations.

There are so many online exclusive Dommes/content creators available who are a better fit.

You are paying more for a fart video because it's ME and you get to see MY naked asshole. Not that all assholes aren't valuable, but I bet you can definitely find it cheaper if you don't care who's asshole it is. 😉

Plus, I will charge you more for photo/video requests, because the price isn't based on market value, it's based on personal value.

We simply do not have the time, nor the inclination, to be online 24/7. We spend our time in the dungeon conducting sessions, arranging film/photo shoots for marketing, and quite a few of us also produce porn.

A Dominatrix who has a membership site to connect with their fans will not be a good fit for someone seeking out consistent online engagement.

I might start exclusively filming heavy rubber strap-on scenes in seedy hotels.

Fuck. 🥵

peaking of not being able to keep a straight face, in retrospect a Netanyahu mask would have been more appropriate for this scene.

Hindsight is 20/20. #PresidentBitchBoy

New FemDom category: "Dommedy"

When she looks hot and scary, but she's funny.

"You're so intimidating."

Me:

Remember boys and girls, there’s nothing punk or metal about being a bootlicker for the establishment, the government, or a fascist regime. It’s time to dust off your old CDs and pull out those lyric sheets.

Be punk.
Be metal.
Lick Mistress’s boots instead.

How to get Lady Vi to visit your city:

1. Host a Punk Festival

The end.

See you June 26-28th, Portland! 💋

will be largely unavailable for the month of April, and the rest of March will be spent preparing for my hiatus. If you are trying to connect, this is your nudge.

Inquire: LadyVi@ProtonMail.com

It is truly humbling how many of you fly from all over to see me. And truly astonishing when I see people complain they can’t find anyone to serve because they’re an hour outside of a metropolitan area.

I love my congregation of good boys, girls, sluts and holes. 🥰

When it’s their first time, and it’s so good, you know you just ruined them for anyone else.

Andrew Tate, trying to rescue Punch the monkey is proof that even the most vapid pieces of shit are capable of the occasional good deed.

Kiss my 🔥🍑🔥