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Best part about Pragmata so far: no fall damage

Don’t totally know how to express this in a nuanced enough way, but I’ve been feeling bummed out over how games get dissected in the past three years. A lot of mainstream discussion feels less interested in the games themselves and more about what they Represent About Gaming. It wears me out a bit!

I love how Yolo Boutique appears to be a coffee shop. Also, shout out to R&R's Donut!

People have fully lost their minds narrativizing about their hate of live service games.

“Person who tests different microwave cooking times for frozen entrees” must be a real job that someone has. The fact that I’ve never met such a person distresses me deeply.

Cursive is useful, and kids should continue to learn it.

So exclusives were walked away from in varying degrees because they weren't providing enough return and now the multiplatform strategies aren't providing enough return so we're going back to the exclusives that weren't doing enough and when these exclusives again don't provide enough return we'll...

This was a fun one!

I'm either Ranch Not-a-Doctor or Caesar Unmarried.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Personally I would like to live in a city where I don’t have to worry about when the next water main is going to burst.

Can you confirm or deny that there are councillors who voted for this motion but would have voted against the original plan?

Voice volume in Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo, a game with no voice acting. (IYKYK…)

It's way too sweet! They'd have something good if they removed like, 75% of the sugar.

I love watching the AI-hawking vibe-coded social media platform succumb to the reality of being the AI-hawking vibe-coded social media platform.

Cherry. I don't know how to describe what artificial cherry tastes like, but it ain't cherry.

[SPOILERS for Path of Mystery: A Brush with Death]

We all agree that Manic Mask is Ayame Minato, right?

I knew him from The Chicago Code and was confused when he started showing up in everything.

Introducing... NexKraft! -immediately gets sued by Blizzard-

im just tired of 42 yr olds talking like theyre 15

It's healthy for your soul to have a game on the go that isn't in the zeitgeist. Just a little treat for yourself that nobody's talking about. Something you can play without the hot takes of a dozen salty Redditors echoing in your brain.

common misconception: infogrames is often referred to as a game developer despite only having produced "grames", something we do not know the full extent of the implications of.

Dang, that's some "DLSS 5 on" shit.

Episode #118: Upgrading Your Jockstrap Special guest Ben Ward, designer and writer on Earth Must Die, joins the gang to talk about the D.I.C.E. Awards, Bluepoint’s closure, the Avatar franchise, and Bethesda games. We then intervi…

There's a new episode of the AVoCADo GamesCast out, and it's a special one! We had the pleasure of interviewing @timegentleman.bsky.social about his most recent game, Earth Must Die. Check it out!

hi i am tim epic i have big house and fancy car i just fired 1000 ppl i am sad adn oppressed apple you owe me 7 trillion dollars

Every news story on Dark Outlaw Games's closure should mention Sony CEO Hiroki Totoki by name, even if it's just to say "Totoki could not be reached for comment." Anything less downplays the importance of executive accountability to the readership.

I definitely did not have "IP tracking phishing scandal" on my Canadaland Crashout Bingo Card.

Unfortunately, soundly, due to the aforementioned amorality

When given the choice between making a million dollars delighting and exciting people with cool art or making a billion dollars more efficiently drone-bombing the Middle East, the worst, most amoral people in the world will always choose more efficiently drone-bombing the Middle East.