But I'm just some regular guy off the street named Buzz Flibbett and/or Mark Donk!

I have never heard of the University of Fort Lauderdale.

I live in Fort Lauderdale.

My favorite part of the Donald Trump and football story is where Don Shula (the superior Don) tells him to fuck off.

The next President should make April 9th a federal holiday.

Initially read this as "disappear every badger."

This post is absolute word salad beyond comprehension unless you are of a very specific age group.

I am of that age group.

Is there merch? I would rock the hell out of some merch.

(Pun 100% intended.)

The Pac-Man in Gabe's ear is a great touch.

We can't hang the tens or hundreds of thousands of people who contributed knowing that it was an atrocity. Just to try them would cost valuable energy and resources better spent putting the US back together.

My preferred solution is to offer banishment as a plea deal for the low-level offenders.

The labor and delivery ward?

He's got Huge D Energy. And the D stands for "Dementia".

*snickers* oh, was there a spaceball today?

I love you for this.

The longer I read, the sadder I got. Coral Springs is basically right next door to me, and I hate to lose people who love this area as much as I do. I'm absolutely crushed for her friends and colleagues and especially her family.

PTOO!!!

It's incredibly normie, but I love racing video games of lots of different varieties, and I find the Forza Horizon series especially fun. Forza Horizon 6 comes out in May, and the game's setting is in Japan this time, which means my wife will be more interested in it than she otherwise would.

I can respect a dedicated hater.

Now I'm curious... contingent on what?

Aren't you a fan of a certain other South Florida sports team that was notorious for being completely unable to draw crowds... right up until they very much weren't anymore?

It's good that we humans have the capacity to be so unique that we are irreplaceable. But it does make the fact that we can wear down and break beyond fixing a real kick to the gut sometimes.

And we wouldn't even need all of it for solar.

Tried this, the bride and groom did NOT appreciate it.

Why is drinking a Monster Energy going to help me with my trouble sleeping? Isn't that, like, the opposite of what it does?

Sunrise? I can think of a very successful and well-regarded hockey team that plays in a Sunrise, but I don't know what the baseball connection is... (Same for Winslow, just without the hockey.)

BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOOOO!

I can think of better things he could do.

Why? Given the qualification he had to win the prize in the first place, it's hard to say that he's any less qualified now.

Panthers: Sam Bennett
Heat: Erik Spoelstra

Who on the Dolphins, Marlins, and Inter Miami is going to come out and say they apologize to absolutely no one?

We look forward to the Gordie Howe Bridge accomplishing its goal of spanning the two cities and nations, assisting millions of people in moving freely, while also winning its fight against corrupt businessmen and politicians.

I've been trying to keep that Google Reader life going as long as I can.