Yes we have a palm tree over the path to our place. Bam! Pina Colada!

"Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman" - Neil x

Trump. Camp and evil.
Antichrist Liberace.
Act Five is coming.

Indeed.

A re-upping of Ian Martin’s description of Trump as Antichrist Liberace. The best I’ve heard in some time.

Haha! Liberace is perfect!!!

This is one of my favourite interviews. But, maybe Brian Wilson was right….my kids made me watch Norbit. I was dreading it. It is unacceptable, broad, base, a dogs dinner of an edit. And I laughed 70 times. Please could someone else watch it (Netflix) and tell me if I am in fact having an aneurysm.

The single is virtually its own Cone And Get Me Plea.

His name has become a punchline whenever a role is vacated, from Prime Minister to Ayatollah. But I do think the most Spursy thing about this situation is that Tottenham could do worse than hire Sam Allaradyce right now.

7 games left. Bring the firm in.

Good lord.

Aaron- if Iran continues to call his bluff and say there are no such talks, that feels like 2-0 to Iran. Will he then say they failed to come to the table, bomb their plants and risk reprisal attacks on UAE? Or just pull out claiming the IRGC has been crippled and job done?

as a seasoned Trump watcher it's clear to me that his tale about Iran reaching out to make "a deal" to end his war of aggression is mostly if not entirely fabricated and represents a desperate attempt to find an offramp before the economy and his political standing totally tank

Professors & university staff were targeted & fired for less than this just a few months ago.

I’m not saying Trump’s having a bad week, but Chuck Norris was due to parachute into Tehran on Saturday.

Underrated runner here is that some general clearly told him to call it an incursion rather than a war and now he's never, ever going to call it anything other than an "excursion," we are ruled by Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda with tertiary syphilis

I have a desperate craving to hear Michael off Alan Partridge say ‘Strait of Hormuz’

This ep with Beeb DG Tim Davie was excellent, I thought. The questions I wanted to hear, which TD answered with an honesty and - occasionally- a sense of genuine contrition that in this post-shame world harks back to a more mature age of public debate.Bravo @richardosman1.bsky.social &Marina Hyde.

Can you hear me Colman Domingo?

Can you hear me Colman Domingo?

Outstanding

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Massive career pivot but respect.

Says something about the stacked cast in Heat that Tom Noonan takes this role. But he’s so effortless, it’s a great counterweight to the fireworks going on in other performances. And Manhunter? Don’t even. Terrific actor. RIP.

Brighton and Crystal Palace fans angered the football gods by inventing a fake rivalry and as punishment have been cursed to watch the most dirge derby matches imaginable for all eternity

Still hoping Destiny Udogie asks Spurs for a transfer just so I can ask How Much Is Udogie In The Window?

Very happy to report that both series of Home are now back available on the Channel 4 website. Check it out, now more than ever.

HBO Handcuffs deal I’d say

It’s like Cherki voting for Christmas. (Doesn’t mean anything, just wanted to type it)