I also killed someone and stole their kiosk. Sometimes action is better than vision.

You have impeccable balance, babe.

This is my battle jacket. I find the feel of silk very invigorating.

Is this silk? ❦ Oh no. That's actually a rather exquisite cashmere.

I wasn't being sarcastic, that's just how I talk.

Hey, I made you a sandwich. For the trip.

You got a spot just for thinking?

He's a killer! But— instead of killing with weapons, he kills with k i n d n e s s

It's good isn't it? Being amongst p r o p e r m a n i a c s.

That's a lot of mental pressure.

Bonifacia Jimenez. The bitch who stole my l i f e. The bitch who stole my j o y.

Maybe Captain's trying a new kinda slow pirating.

Besides she's got like twenty husbands. Well. Nineteen now.

They wish! No. Prisoners don't get vacation.

What does a Viceroy do? ❦ Whatever the fuck he wants, babe.

Ya, we love an audience.

Or perhaps I can arrange an office. To let your grace conduct affairs. ❦ B u s i n e s s man.

Blackbeard is my Captain. I serve Blackbeard. Not Edward. Edward better watch his focking step.

And how does one win this interaction?

Wait 'til they make landfall. Then invite'em aboard the ship. And Izzy? I want you to handle this personally.

Stede. Stede, will you please play with your children. And don't play pirates with them. They'll have nightmares again.

Oh no, it's that little angry fecker.

Ok, blow into those flames then. Be careful of your face.

I'm a ghost.

The teeth don’t go back in!

A wolf?

Don't be scared! This is a bidding war. ❦ It's starting to look like an actual war.

You don't belong in doggie heaven.

From this day onward you'll be known as the Dread Black Pete. My right hand man.

Well, the first two are like very, very talented pirates. The badgers knackers.