The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

I don't recommend it

muppets christmas carol meme: You there, boy! What day is it? It's the anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death, sir! Then I haven't missed it

maybe it could be a twofer. inshallah it happens today

Tweet: Sean T. Collins • @theseantcollins JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh 11:37 AM • 1/29/19 is

in honor of good friday may i present @seantcollins.com brilliant tweet from 2019

"Content" is something to fill an empty vessel: it repositions your view of the world to align with corporations. Art becomes something disposable, fungible, serving a financial interest and nothing more. The word "artist" is right there; I beg you to claim it and leave "content creator" to molder

counterpoint: the manufacturer whose cars are most likely to catch fire and trap the occupants inside is actually the perfect one for the police to use

you can if you're pure of heart

Donald Trump 🤝 Sam Altman
“We don’t know if the models are conscious”

I dunno, a picture of the 2x spicy buldak packet would probably work on me

Happy Valentine's Day 💕

I first had Cane's 19 years ago in Baton Rouge and it was amazing

we got one where I live last year and yeah, it's just okay

screenshot from etsy, a whole bunch of (fake, resin) teeth on a white table captioned "For sale is a bag of 100 Loose Teeth"

how many teeth do you need? I know a teeth guy

caligula, once again, ahead of the curve

A Dungeons & Dragons print ad featuring a medieval knight on a motorcycle.

A Dungeons & Dragons print ad featuring a medieval knight playing a tabletop game with aliens.

A Dungeons & Dragons print ad featuring a medieval knight arriving at a fancy restaurant.

I have no clue what TSR was going for with these Dungeons & Dragons ads, but whatever it was, I dig it.

they spell it arse draughts tho

A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

it takes a certain amount of truly cursed knowledge to understand this post and I wish I could unlearn all of it

昨今もすべて痛い

this is who runs this account

(I will never look this cool again for the rest of my life)

two "mini gender changer"s in db9 format on my filthy side table

you can still buy a whole bag of gender changers on the dark web (or amazon)

guy fieri doing finger guns captioned by a quote from anarchist Mikhail Bakunin: every government, no matter who controls it, is an instrument of oppression

#flavortown

which one is your favorite and why is it chorizo?

parody of online catfish ad often seen on porn sites the woman featured is erika kirk and beside her text MY HUSBAND IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want money. See my merch. CLICK HERE

article from speld.nl Wie is J.D. Vance, de First bitch achter president Trump?

even the Dutch agree

nuremberg 2: 2fast2fuhrerless

(meh that worked better in my head)

Text: "Andouille". Serious Little League baseball card vibes.

Text: "Chorizo". Posing like a warhorse bronze on a two-inch-high plinth.

Text: "Prosciutto". Nose to the ground, very humble, crowded by background siblings.

Text: "Spam." Runway model walk.

Five capybara babies, all males, have been named.

[Via Sacramento Zoo]

mulder x cigarette man toxic yaoi

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.