Babies

Digital art of a turtle-koi fish creature with a lily pad and pink lotus flower on its back, mimicking the vague shape of a turtle shell. A small frog rests on their lily pad as drops of water catch on the petals of the lotus flower. A tadpole swims shortly behind them. The background is a greyish blue with swirls and sparkles.

koi pond turtle 🪷

me: talking to my sister @savemylifeni.bsky.social telling her how i got catfished yesterday, and she says “thats beautiful katie” and she starts talking about her walmart order, i then say: “why are you not feeling bad for me i just said i was catfished?” she thought i said “i have goldfish”

tO BE FAIR, you were holding your bag of goldfish while you were saying thia

A drawing of a frog holding a pond lily umbrella for a mouse. The caption reads, "your needs are not burdensome"

🐸🌸🐭

[pic of trump talking with his hand out ] Five-Time Draft Dodger Claims He Would Have Won Vietnam if He Hadn't Been Busy Assaulting Children Satire

#satire #vietnam

@ArfMeasures [Trapped on a plane] Me: Can't put it off any longer, we must eat the other passengers Wife: what no Me: I'm growing weaker Wife: We have been delayed for 45 minutes

@arfmeasures.bsky.social

* @xolilli.bsky.social is testing out Tomodachi Life and her Mii is hungry*

me: looks like lilli is hungry *i slowly turn to look at my sister as she’s dumping a bag of goldfish into her mouth*

we can’t stop laughing

alright alright. which part of northern north america is on fire now? 😭

protest sign that says "IF ONLY CHILDREN WERE PROTECTED LIKE THE," followed by the words "EPSTEIN FILES" written in much large text

#protestsigns

no

“look at these little essels” - @xolilli.bsky.social, my sister proudly said.

she was looking and easles…

*upset raccoon noises*
so apparently i’ve never fed it before today so i have to wait until NEXT monday to feed it again in hopes it’ll unlock as a companion *big sigh*

@xvshoota i think if you're a woman who doesn't want kids you should just be able to unsubscribe from your period

Customer service just keeps saying “this is natural”

Mamdani: tax the rich, tax non-resident 2nd homes worth more than $5 million The rich: This is class warfare! Everyone else: [guy from always sunny in philadelphia dressed up like luigi, holding a beer bottle and saying "Yes."

i will NOT forget to feed the black sea turtle today. i will NOT forget to feed the black sea turtle today. i wILL NOT—

I. NEED. TO. GO. TO. BED. AHHHHHHHHH
(it’s 05:13)

How do you love someone?
How do you love someone so much it makes you hate them?
Because you can't replace 'em

i forgot to add tags to this so this is just for some more visibility:

#MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #Helpsky #Fundsky 💕

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lol i deleted the game aha

i like games that have lives and lets you use the in game currency for stuff to help you in the game. bc this specific games makes it seem like it’s a pay to win type of game and i’m not about that life

i HATE mobile games where you have to use the money you get from winning a level to let you unlock the next level. like do you get what i mean?

so the game rewards you with coins for completing the level. and sometimes it lets you open the next level for free.

i should make them do it. times to buy lots and lots of supplies

you’re right!! i hope there’s a trenchcoat factory around here somewhere

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

@adisabledicon - telehealth is the only way i'm able to see my doctors on high symptom days or when i am physically incapable of driving. getting rid of teleheatlh will hurt patients and disrupt continuity of care

weesnaw

my duck tattoo after taking off the second skin

here’s a better pic of my 10th tattoo heheh

it’s funny bc she was taking stuff out so i moved them somewhere else. but then she learned how to open the drawer above the cabinet from inside. she’ll then get out and try to snoop around in the drawer 🤣 i have since put something in front of that cabinet and drawer bc i need sleep