She’s pretty. Psychotic, but pretty.

Got his ass. Literally.

I watched it less than a week ago and until I saw this I had completely forgotten about watching it.

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

Chris Pratt is TEMU Chris Pratt.

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

The one time I did a weed my nipples fell off and my belly button became a butt hole and the surgery wasn’t covered by my insurance so I had to join a touring freak show as The Nipple-less Belly Butt Man to make money to pay for it.

So enjoy your 4/20 but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Sometimes the world is so beautiful I can hardly take it. In spite of all the horror and darkness, there is still wonder and awe. It's humbling.

For instance, I just saw two butterflies fucking in mid-air.

FINALLY! Someone who loves SCREAM 4 as much as I do!

lol

#TheCannabisChronicles stream in 6 days, debuting this 4/20 Monday, featuring high end production from some of the greatest producers of alternative rap! Avaliable now on my SoundCloud and Bandcamp! #hiphop #alternativerap #CC #stonerrap

Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

I’ve only seen one doctor dressed like that and it was for an Easter Cantata and the doctor was playing Jesus so…

That pic hahahahaha

In Trump's head if America is being nuked, first think people would think "I wonder how Dow is doing today."

Huh. For real?

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell has been credibly accused of sexual misconduct and rape by four women. I believe them. Swalwell should resign immediately and drop out of the CA governors race. He should also be investigated and prosecuted. Fuck off, Eric.
See how easy that was, Republicans?

our big beautiful president looking like aged dogshit

I've seen countless bad pictures of this man and this might be top 5 worst he's ever looked

Totally normal and good for the President of the United States to be posting a snuff film to his social media. Hottest country in the world and whatnot.