That’s Red Eft or Newt. They’re baby salamanders.

I bet you’re really fun at parties.

Old school Bela Lugosi/Dracula for the win.

It’s amazing how the Trump administration is full of antisemites but Trump is beholden to Israel because they have the Epstein dirt. Truly fascinating stuff.

Saw moe. cover that on Halloween 2002. Chuck sang it.

In this beautiful but imperfect world, Trey is my most favorite beautifully imperfect human.

Sorry to hear that. Liz Warren is one of my senators. She’s not perfect, but she fights for us.
And if you ever want to relocate, we’re not all Massholes here. Ok, we are but we do take care of each other.

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

What steps is your Senator taking, Rob?

Chuck “Just Doing the Bare Minimum” Schumer has finally sounded in. 😑

The amount of armchair politicians who don’t understand how the 25th or Articles of Impeachment work. Keep yelling at the clouds and expecting results. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dire and depressing.

Flows?

We are all in this boat together.

It’s currently snowing. Ugh.

Good. Do it already. Fuck AI.

We’re down to only 4 men left? Did we make it?

Time for the annual “check on your Mets fan friends” visit.

Amazing

Uhhh, 6 am and already the boy ain’t right.

All 5 if you count Big Cypress and 4/3/98 too

Same here my dude.

Fred… please touch grass.

Drag your lame troll ass back to Twitter

When was the last time you listened to “Keep Your Head Up” by 2Pac?
Probably should be today.

It’s called fraud. NPR, buy a dictionary.

Donald Trump’s Amerikkka.

Only in my dreams. So yes.

There’s a book I would ban/burn.

Why do I feel like I know where this is?