Me: "One latte please."

Barista: "Sorry we aren't actually a coffee shop. We're a rentable set for comedians filming power fantasy sketches critiquing modern retail practices."

Me: "So I guess you don't take cash. Typical."

I'm glad Disney Sora way out of that deal.

More human work instead pls

The first thing I have to do before replying to an AI pitch is stop laughing at it.

I'll be at #GDC who else is going? #gdcfestivalofgaming

Hmu to chat recruitment, writing. Games or medieval things

The Venn diagram of bros telling me NFTs were the future who are now trying to sell me Ai solutions to problems I don't have is a circle

Me: Hello can you tell me which aisle the oats are please

Store worker: *immediately stops their task* COME TRAVELLER, FOLLOW ME AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO THE AISLE

Me: There's really no need to take me just tell me whe-

Store worker: MAKE HASTE, THE MANAGER APPROACHES

Me: VERILY

Everyone is using AI to generate themselves at work, but I knocked this bad boi out in about 2 mins.

Thank you, you wonderful person. I'm proud to be your friend.

very serious job hunt advice

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T̶̻̥͈̜͎̓̆͛͑̂̈́̇͌͊́̃̆̋̅̃̋͗͐̔͊͛̿͐̆̋́̃́̂̇̕̚͘͝H̵̨̤͙̱̻̹̥͚͓̦̜̳̦͈̱͉͇̼̘͖̔͗͗̅͛̈͆͛̃͐́͒͑̈́͜͝͠͝Ë̵̛̦́͗͆̍̿͂͆̈́͒͛͌̅̒̀̀̚̚͝ ̴̡̨̛̱̺̘̟̳̟͉͉͚̰͕̰̭̤͂̿͒͊̂̇̉͑͑̌́̄̒̏͐̌̑̃̎̔͋̄͊̍̚͘͜͝͠͝F̶̛̛̱̘̼̭̩̗͚̣͍̳̜̰͚̟͕̏͌̾̾̍̐̋͐̉̂̃͛̇͐͐͐̅̈̈́̄͂͊̾̈́̊͊̄͑͊́̏̚̚͠I̷̛͔̣͍̳̟̫̙̩̱͑̅͛͛͛̒͆͛̊̉̃̍̾̃̃͆̃̓͂͒̌͘̕͘͜͠͝ͅS̵̢̧̨̛͕̞̘̠̻͚̙̫̺̥̭͍͓̗͇̞͚͇̄́̆̽͂̆͜͝ͅḢ̴̤͐̋̒̀̑͐̉̃͗̏̽̎̑̚͝͠ ̸̛̹͇̠͌̾͌̈́̿̂̌͐͛͒̏̏̇̈́̽̈́̈́͂̈́͆̔̓̈́̓̎̉̈̍̓̍̂́̆̆̇̚͠͠Ń̷̨̨̧̢͍̼͓̬͎̱̺̰̩̤̫̻̮̯̳̻̗̜͕͎̫̼̣̜̝̦̫̯͎͈̬̠͂͊̀́̀̆̏̎͛͛̾̏̓̐̋͋̍̚͜͝Ǘ̵̧̧̫͎͓͉̥̟͈͍͔͎̥̫̳͖̯̩̰̹̼͍̰͈͖̺͓̱͔͕͗̓̊́̏̅̎̆͐̆̈́̊͗̄͛̈́̃̊̾̂̈́̅̒͋̇̀̈́̄̎͑̀͘̚͝͝͝͝Ţ̷̧̛̞̗̘̬͔͚̖̟̰̠̯̯̦̹̭̪̖̳̖̤̣̪̈̾̀̾̊̋̆̂͛̆̅̓̀̿́̕͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̛̛̘̦̜̫̗̮̬̣̬̗̦͚̗̪̪̰͍̓̓͊̒͊͋̃͊̊̂͑̾͒́͂̊̉̓͊͝͠ͅͅŖ̴̺̱̟̺̖̪͓̯͍̬̰͇̤͍͓̯͍̼̾̇́̊͊́̑͋̌̆̄̒̒̈́̀̑̆̓̓͂̽̎̋͒́́͊̈́͘̕̚̚Ẹ̷̢̨̛̛͚̪̠̻̟̘̘̥̹̙͇͖̺͔̬̤͈̄̇̑̃͑̏̍̏̌̓͗̔̿͌̂̽̎͗͝ͅͅV̸̛̜̜͈̲͚̤̇̄̀͗̽̀̽̑̆̽̓̒̾̔̀͑̃̄̌͛̚̕̕̚̕͝͝͠Ȩ̷̢̢̢̢̢̛͖̬͎̮̞̖̳̥̝̭̘̟̰̗̣̞̖͈̞̅̓͂̇̎͜͝ͅͅA̸̧̨̡̨̧̨̢̨̛͓̼͇̳̰̭͖̣͚̹̲̮̜͙̫͉̻̼̫̺͖̹̳̪̰̲̜̲͚̰̹̽̄̈́͆̽̏̈́̓͌̄̆͗̾͌̽̅̐̌̃̍̇̇̋͐̈̓́̕̕͘͘̕͝ͅͅL̷̡̨̛̛͕̺̻͓̱̪̯̬̼̗̳̲̦̲͉͓̟̪̖̙͇͉̼̘̹͆͂͒̾̿̈́̍͆͐̒̓͆͌̏̿́̇̎̀̓̇̒͐́̀͌̃͘͝͝ͅͅS̶̨͈̲͎͚̰͖̪̭̐̏̅́̏͊̽͛͑͛́̐̒͛̇͐̑́͒̀̓̎̓͑̆̍͋̅̾̈͊̅̃̕̕͝͠͝ ̵̢̨̨̞̭͕̯͇̣̘̭͇̙̻̮̯̩̰̪͔̤̠͕͉̭̲̠͚͓̻̥̹̼̥̖̪̩̀̒͆̑̌̓͂̎̍̆͗͊̈́̕͠͠ͅĄ̸̡̡͚̻͈͚̩̳̹̻̘̲̯̮̠̺͚̙͇̠̳͓͔̘̥̥̤̼̺̞̞̺̻͙͎̓̕͝ͅL̸̦̥̃́͂̊̓̈́͌͋͂̊́͛̈́͐̓̿̈́̎̈́͐̇̾̑̊͝L̶̨̧̛̛̛̮̰̯̹̝̟̬͈̱̭̼̺̲̘̲̬̺̩͉͓̦͈̻̣̫̹̖̈́̋̈́̂͒̽́̀͊̉̏̃̓̃̐͊́͂͑̄̍̆́̋̽̈́͛̐̒̎̔͗̚͝͠

Tim J Wood | Patreon I write fiction, content and hire game developers. I will post about things including my fiction,Martial Arts, Swords, Archery, Recruitment and my dislike of AI

The Black Wyvern is enjoying steady follower growth and is now sitting at 128 readers and one Patreon follower!

Support - www.patreon.com/TimJWood
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Thanks for all the support, messages, etc. It's really lovely of you all.

The Black Wyvern Tullen Fal Barraz bears the mark of the Black Wyvern, a tattoo received when he was convicted of killing another human with a sword. The crime is not the death itself, but the weapon he used to deal i...

Tullen Fal Barraz bears the mark of the Black Wyvern, a tattoo received when he was convicted of killing another human with a sword. The crime is not the death itself, but the weapon he used to deal it.

Releases Tuesdays and Thursdays

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1380...

Hit 100 followers on my web novel today :) <3

I can have my life back now
I finished the November Writathon, and I'm really proud of myself.
I'll now be moving to a release cadence of Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Ratings:
21 - Total
19 - 5-star
2 - 4.5 star
1 - 3.5 star

Have a read here if you're inclined: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1380...

TAKE MY MONEY

Someone hire Amy-Leigh 'good idea machine' Shaw for this.

Here's the barest hint of a sample for my grimdark fantasy web serial - The Black Wyvern.

If you like it, there's nearly 55,000 more words for free here: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1380...

#fiction #webfiction #grimdark #darkfantasy #fantasy #dragons #swordfighting #books #indieauthor

Stuck for something to do on your Friday afternoon/weekend?
Then you can read The Black Wyvern for FREE on Royal Road

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am tired

Made an advert for my Royal Road web serial using some of my 8 five-star reviews!

I'm very pleased with the reception so far!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1380...

Ecstatic with the response for the last few days on Royal Road!

I have eight followers on the fiction now. Every word I write is for them now!

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#Grimdark #Fantasy #RoyalRoad #Action #Adventure #Dragon #Dragons #Swordfighting

I've got my first reader review at five stars on #RoyalRoad with some lovely feedback/constructive advice.

I'm very pleased with it!

I'm publishing a chapter a day, with 1-4 all available to read at the link below.

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The Breaching of Avandun - The Black Wyvern My name is Tullen Fal Barraz, and I’m the only living master of the sword I’m aware of. It’s that precise quality of mine that led me to be posted on these blasted walls in the first place. A sword...

The first chapter of my grimdark fantasy adventure is on Royal Road! #RoyalRoad www.royalroad.com/fiction/1380...

Any support would be gratefully received! x

I for one loved Skibidi Toilet and can't wait for the gritty reboot.

I'm trying to make a Phonk edit of my cats, but the app is confusing as hell

The Black Wyvern - First page teaser and World Map | Tim J Wood Get more from Tim J Wood on Patreon

I just dropped a teaser for my Grimdark Fantasy Adventure, I'll be posting on Royal Road this week on my free Patreon.

Check out the world map and first page here - www.patreon.com/posts/black-...

This was my "Pokemon" as a kid.

My all-time favourite Gameboy game and iteration of Megaman!

Me: "Ah, yes, you're a great and/or fun and/or inspirational person in my life. I shall take some traits of yours and mould them into the clay of this character I'm creating. It's my ultimate platonic love language.

Them: Does that mean they will have a nice time?

Me: 🙂

Got excited for a new novel concept I was planning this week, and started writing it today.

6000 words in one session, I wish every one could be like that.

Some Chumpo McBozo kept trying to hack my old Instagram dedicated to shitty tilt-shift photography, so I just deleted it.

It's the modern-day equivalent of salting the earth of your own crops so invading armies starve.