Can’t you intervene? You’re omnipotent.

Donald Trump absolutely HATES the “President Musk” meme with a passion.

Let’s keep spreading it.

Capitalize President Musk! Please show some respect for the incoming leader of the country.

Who knew you could buy a president for a quarter billion?

Sure, I’ll do your dump run for you. Free? No problem.

Rudy’s creation story? Sorry I missed that.

Why does Trump hate Greece?

You have it.

Maybe it’s just me but I thought an FBI director should have a desire to serve and protect the nation, not use the position to sell books promoting pro-Trump conspiracy theories. Or, I dunno, have law-enforcement experience.

RIP, USofA

Let this sink in.

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I think you mean do what you THINK is best for you. Big difference.

Seven shots and the wifi is better than even.

And stupider

Hunter’s pardon, unfortunately, had to happen. Trump would have come after him with vengeance.

That’s a lot of states that would be harmed by Trump tariffs.

They can be both.

Well done

Done

Followed you on Twitter and here, too.

I don’t know if Elon is my most hated human but he’s definitely top five.

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You can legally cross the U.S.-Canada border and land.

America, it was nice knowing you. -love, Canada

Just wait until he comes for our water.

What about the Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones?