A tweet by Dusty Chipura that says: I just read a quote that said that dating someone with #adhd is like microdosing Wikipedia and I’m dead now ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

I'm in this picture and i don't like it

it goes to show you that even if some one makes 100000 really good posts in like 3 months theres still that tiny chance that theyre Deranged Sociopaths

*@gmail.com xkcd.com/2822

Bug report: Rendering glitch, object casting a shadow on the skybox

Perseids Pronunciation xkcd.com/2814

a picture of Winnie the Pooh looking bored at the caption "getting 10 likes on twitter", and right below it a picture of Winnie the Pooh dressed in a fancy tux and looking satisfied at the caption "getting 10 likes on bluesky"

please don't refer to me

Hey babe can you check if the air isnt breathable or we have a flash flood warning today? I want to dress for the weather

Two men embrace passionately and kiss. One asks the other "please do the Buscemi eyes for me..." The other man spontaneously changes his face such that his eyes resemble actor Steve Buscemi's; large, wet, heavy-lidded, brimming with great humanity. The non-Buscemi man is deeply into it. He SMEKs the Buscemi man on the cheek and says "God, you're so fucking hot." The Buscemi man becomes flush with arousal.

gonna give that neuro link a try and have this instance broadcast live to my consciousness

whoops! looks like you are about to engage in discourse. would you like to go back and post a joke instead?

Two cans with a label that says "Windows 95"

Anyone need a drink?