michael is tanking at the box office.... can i get a #Hehe

I was so annoying when i didnt like prefab sprout

bluesky won't load the image for whatever reason but ikr lmao

although it was also kind of funny when i got to the amelie mech and realized i had like 10 ghost blades and just started chucking them at her over and over so she couldn't even stand up.

also using another coffin mech's gun to obliterate the motorcycles... Big Brain momen

wrong game, mr Homo

the rest of that mission to connect terminal fort knot, though... jfc. i had to reload like 15 times because the ghost mechs kept blasting the fuckin doodad i was supposed to carry

but at least the whole mission is cool as hell

the chronobiotes in death stranding 2 are so busted lol. i just kept chomping them down and melting the kraken mech before it had a chance to even hit me, and this was on TTW. glad i forgot they existed until that moment!

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

i want a burgre

pohn maul meorge mingo

pohn monald meuel molkien

puella muella muella muella

erstwhile is another uncelebrated banger

come to think, i guess miquella abandoning malenia is supposed to be kind of like a parallel to marika removing the red rune of death, considering scarlet rot being "the death that begets life"

i love the occasional old-timey sounding words we still use semi-regularly. like "amidst"

HOLY PEAK

that's a little joke for all 5 death stranding fans

i call it the DMV Magellan because it take to dang long to get their sh!t togather !!!

.....wait, IS THERE a singleplayer one coming????

there was a supposed leaked photo of someone playing marika, but it was either fake or they specifically didn't cut her left braid yet, despite that being a pivotal moment *prior* to her ascension... but again, i feel like a lot of fake images are being passed around too, lol

i think the kind of exaggerated proportions on some of their heads seems fitting at least, lol. homie in the blue cape looks ready for his burger king crown

a photo from the elden ring movie set showing numerous extras in various styles of fantasy costuming as if waiting in queue at the DMV against a royal palace backdrop on location in london

i will say, the extras' costumes do have a sort of whimsy to them that i feel is missing from a lot of fantasy today, and i could perhaps see characters in a fromsoft game wearing strange, ecclectic outfits like this. i wonder if fromsoft was at all involved with the costume design?

a photo from the set of the elden ring movie showing a man with long gray hair in a brown fantasy tunic, another person in a tall red hat that looks like the end of a tube of lipstick, and a third figure in a shiny silver suit of leyndellian armor

a photo from the set of the elden ring movie showing extras in silly fantasy peasant costumes and a figure in shiny leyndellian armor amidst the crowd

it's really strange seeing these goofy kind of unplaceable high fantasy peasant costumes and then BAM leyndell soldier lmao

the elder rings movie set photos are so funny to me. i know post production does a lot of heavy lifting, but it looks like the most vague approximation of leyndell ever.

some of those extras costumes do be lookin drippy tho lol

i honestly didn't know i wanted that until now but. Damn that would actually get me into splatoon so fast lol

ok i assume i have a pinched nerve in my hip and that's why my leg keeps going stiff and apparently that takes about a month to heal which is awesome because my job is almost entirely bending and lifting heavy objects for hours on end

elijah vuphant is a beautiful name for a child

eli

it's tough tho because i love a lot of people who are discovering that stuff, but i don't need to be Knowing all of that about them, lol. idk if that makes me a prude, but maybe if wE HAD PRIVATE ACCOUNTS OR SOMETHING,