😱 OMG

Who among us hasn’t forgot to remove the production keys when testing an app update? #Xbox

Nate: We should bite its head off!

Nate: No, no. We’re on tv.

Finally, a storm that’s actually “cold as tits”

A royal blue tri-blend T-shirt with the Microsoft logo (4 squares in a 2x2 grid that are orange, green, blue, and yellow) next to the word "Microslop" in the Microsoft logo font, Segoe UI Bold

I made a t-shirt last night after I read that Satya Nadella post about how mean we're being by calling AI slop slop.

I'm sad I couldn't get it here in time for the CES keynotes tomorrow.

I hope this knocks us into the correct timeline

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

How to get Windows 11 for free (or less than $15) — Get the latest Microsoft OS for less than the price of Windows 10's ESU You don't need to pay Microsoft's $139 retail price for Windows.

I bought a key cheap from Groupon.

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lauren @NotABigJerk For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing 12/25/22

FULL FLAMBAE SONG (Dispatch) YouTube video by DomTheBomb

I've had this stuck in my head for days, send help

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubs...

I’m good with not knowing what “it” is.

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

“Actually, it isn’t a ‘house fire’ until at least 51% of the floor plan is in flames. Ideally half the rooms or more. Before that it’s only ‘architectural burning with house fire architectural characteristics.’”

Wait a minute…

From Chicago…

Black hat and shades…

On a mission from God…

Is the Pope a Blues Brother?!

Video game leaders telling people they’ll get left behind if they don’t embrace AI aren’t people worth listening to or respecting. They aren’t interested in quality _and_ if they lead a successful studio, they’ve fully misunderstood why their studio was successful in the first place.

Over 400 Mi'kmaq served in WWI, WWII, and the Korean War? Yet First Nations weren't recognized as Canadians until 1956 and couldn’t vote until 1960. Thus, we were allowed to fight and die for a country that didn't recognize us as citizens.

Least we forget.

Thankful for all who served ❤️❤️❤️

It’s probably not an album cover. The memory is awful like that. It’s probably like a design on a mug everybody had in the 80’s or something. You’ll figure out whatever the hell it is in a few years and you’ll be like “ah fuck that’s it”.

Something worth noting: Rockstar is leaning HEAVILY on the excuse that the unionising employees were "leaking private company information"

They want people to assume this means game info or assets.

But I will bet you CASH MONEY this translates to:

'they were comparing salaries and work contracts"

Canadians rn

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Nintendo: Y'know what half-decade-old game would really benefit from mouse controls?
Me: Mario Maker
Nintendo: Kill that guy

Now do the Supreme Court

One of my favorite ongoing features for Remap is Steam Vent, where we purposely play games in the "new releases" category that are getting played by almost no one. We'll try anything—unless we see the AI disclosure. Then, you'll get skipped. End of story.

The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Band Aid is selling glow in the dark bandaids. Couldn’t catch me in one of those. It’s the real world equivalent of a glowing weak spot that telegraphs where you can hit someone for massive damage.

The Darkness. I don’t understand how it got an 82 on metacritic. That game was rough.