Unashamedly nicked from F*c*book. And right on the money.

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Dear Santa: When I was a child, my father cheated on my Mom. Later, my parents divorced. Soon after, my mother died in a car accident My brother and I could only live in my grandma's old house. Grandma's sister was an alcoholic. The whole family lived on my grandma's savings. Grandma recently died. My Uncle Andy is barely keeping himself out of jail from day to day. My brother left home and won't talk to us any more. Dad, now 74, had to go out to work to support the family and eventually he is going to want me to do the same thing. Yours sincerely. Prince William

It’s all in the telling.

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King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.

But he still needed a 45% pay rise.

Like if he needs a pay cut.
RP if you want the Monarchy gone.

#AbolishTheMonarchy

Absolutely.

Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

Cashier at Tesco. "all ready for Christmas then?"
I'm wondering what happened to the last week of November

#AbolishTheMonarchy
#NoMoreGreedyWindsors

Apparently Nigel Farage has been bitten by a snake in the jungle. As a result, the poor sod is vomiting copiously and showing symptoms of severe blood-poisoning. Farage is ok though.

It's a start. But we should really be talking about clawbacks, considering how appallingly the water companies have behaved in recent years.

This is great news. Let’s do the water industry next

"Tonight Matthew, I am going to be a farmer."

Hello! My name is Julia but everyone calls me Ju. I’m a doctor but I gave up my medical career to fight for the NHS. Right now the non-profit I run (EveryDoctor) is running a really important campaign and 102 MPs are involved so far.

Could you possibly help me to reach more people on Bluesky?🤞💙

Stop pretending it doesn't exist, guys.

It's not going away.

Thanks

If the farmers were Just Stop Oil the Media would be screaming for them to be arrested. But because they are protesting for the billionaires and not against them, they have their full support.

BREAKING: The vast majority of farms will not be affected” says Environment Secretary Steve Reed adding it's only right the wealthiest landowners "pay their fair share”

I loathe the man

He's a complete twat

Please spare a thought for James Dyson, the Brexit-voting billionaire who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax then moved his business to Singapore. He's the real victim here.

Farmers have arrived in London and parked up, ready to protest.

Gotta feel sorry for poor Jeremy Clarkson though.

Oh hang on, is that the same Jeremy Clarkson who said he "dreamt of the day when Meghan Markle is made to parade naked through the streets of every town in Britain while crowds chant, 'Shame!' and throw lumps of excrement at her"?

Nah, he can GTF

Eight cardboard boxes stacked up in two row of four, so two boxes high. In my loft. They stashed under the wooden beams of the low roof.

Here is a picture of my Christmas tree.

It's still in the loft, because it's bloody November.

I hope any farmers that block roads are treated exactly the same way as the just stop oil protesters that blocked roads.