No. Don’t like that.

THE MOST STRESSFUL HOUR OF MY LIFE BUT IM ABOUT TO BE THE COOLEST MOM EVERRRR

But they took my sign away in 2012 saying it was inappropriate and all it said was “it was just a BBQ”😅

If you’re at the Clinton Christmas parade tonight, look for some familiar faces on a float ♥️💚

When I tell y’all this man never says no, I mean that. I wanted soffit lights so he bought me soffit lights 😅

I’ve been doing a 28 day calisthenics program and my body feels SO GOOD

The boys are pure JOY ♥️

Just a girl struggling to hit her macros ever.damn.day.

4/5 strings of my Christmas lights aren’t working. This is my 13th reason

Casually eating Mac and cheese with my big child AT MIDNIGHT because the CFB OT RULES ARE GARBAGE

The absolute shitshow of officiating this game has been needs to be studied

This game has aged me 47 years

We’re in Alabama with my sister’s family, and these people have never felt overstimulated in their lives. There are at least 4 separate things making noise at once and I’m the only one phased

I love them dearly and they keep me on my toes 😂

I’m actually just leaving the group at this point lmao

I’m kicking my husband out of the family groupchat

I drink black coffee every day. At my grandparent’s house though, I drink it with a spoonful of sugar and a splash of skim milk because that’s how I told my papaw I liked it at 13. He’s made it the exact way for me ever since ♥️

Buy the felt Christmas tree y’all!

He’s right too 😅

Just a good boy waiting on his promised order of bacon

Like his personal truck??

JB and I ended up at a Christmas tree silent auction, and J didn’t even give me crap when I told him to come pick it up. I legitimately do not know what it means to be told “no” 😂

He hated Santa last year but loved the Grinch that shows up in town here so it made no sense. He was very excited about it this morning so we will see 😅

We’re having a fundraiser for the Isaiah House in my neighborhood tonight, and I am mentally not ready for my toddler to encounter Santa

That 3 mile run hit different to “Popular”

Need a midday nap.

I’m so exhausted. 10/10 do not recommend a 2.5 hour movie and then a basketball game in a work night.

CRYING ALREADY

My throat has randomly started hurting. I KNEW these fucking kids were going to give me some kind of germs.

I wore a cute ass green velvet dress on Sunday and mine told me I looked like a princess from Shrek. These kids stay roasting us